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Re: I Have A Bitch Of A Head Cold

Posted by trippy on 05/28/06 09:46

In article <1c0g72dj6e8q27e5pa34h91pjgncr8pag2@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...

> On Sat, 27 May 2006 08:31:26 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>
> >Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
> >deliver any clue to the following address:
> >usenet@backwater-productions.net "Onideus Mad Hatter"
> >This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
> >
> >: First that norovirus, now this...it's pissing me the fuck off. I
> >: think I'm gonna go around town and see how many of you stupid fucking
> >: retarded filthy humans I can infect with your pathetic
> >: diseases...although it is starting to wear off, must just be one of
> >: those 24 hour jobbies.
> >:
> >: The problem of course is stupid people, like that gawd damn woman who
> >: was stocking shelves in Wal*Mart the other day, the dumb fuckin bitch
> >: kept coughing every 3 seconds...right into her hands...after which she
> >: promptly went and started slatherin her grubby lil knobs all over the
> >: gawd damn merchandise. I almost started goin off on her...in
> >: retrospect I really wish I had cause she's prolly the dumb fuck who
> >: got me sick.
> >:
> >: I'm thinkin about moving to Japan, at least they're a lil less DUMB
> >: when it comes to sickness (ie wearing masks if you have a cold or
> >: whatever). Of course if you're REALLY intelligent like I am, you STAY
> >: THE FUCK INSIDE when you're sick and don't go running all over town
> >: sharing it with everybody...although I'm considering that endeavor
> >: simply to try and spite you stupid retards...of course it'll probably
> >: just come back to me in the form of something even worse.
> >:
> >: *sigh*
> >:
> >: ...I hate you fucking humans, I really do. If it wasn't for the Mt.
> >: Dew and a few other lil highlights I would *SO* wipe your sorry
> >: existence off the face of reality.
> >
> >that'll be H5N1 bird flu then. Cya.
>
> Ahh the bird flu...the magical near nonexistent virus (at least as far
> as humans are concerned) that they're using to hype up public paranoia
> and fear in order to increase taxes and fatten up their yearly
> budgets.
>
> :According to the World Health Organisation, the number of people who
> :have died from bird flu around the globe has reached 103 since late
> :2003. The latest deaths from the H5N1 strain occurred in Azerbaijan,
> :where five have died since February, the WHO reported.
> :
> :Confirmed human deaths:
> :Vietnam - 42
> :Indonesia - 22
> :Thailand - 14
> :China - 10
> :Azerbaijan - 5
> :Cambodia - 4
> :Turkey - 4
> :Iraq - 2
>
> Wow...103 people...boy that's a LOT...I mean, never mind the ONE
> HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND people who die EVERY YEAR in automobile
> accidents, no sir, we need to worry about BIRD FLU!
>
> *rolls eyes*
>
> Do humans GET any more DUMB? I mean, no really, maybe they should try
> and work on a STUPID VACCINE or something.

There is no vaccine to prevent automobiles.

--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "Damn" -- Matchbox 20

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

 

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