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Posted by Shirley on 12/05/13 11:49
"=^.FixCat.^=" <fixcat1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:C0A8647A.65CB%fixcat1@gmail.com...
> Shirley6/4/06 10:16 AM
>
>>
>> "FrozenNorth" <frozennorth123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:2998274.ovtljst2Yc@frozennorth.to...
>>> =^.FixCat.^= wrote:
>>>
>>>> Yomamma bin Crawdaddin6/4/06 8:21 AM
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:00:56 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
>>>>> <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> =^.FixCat.^= wrote:
>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>>>>>>> =^.FixCat.^= wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> =^.FixCat.^= wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "=^.FixCat.^=" <daisysophie@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1149166093.156534.246680@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "=^.FixCat.^=" <daisysophie@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1149160767.081193.197910@f6g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <hc0s721jkf08ne0rtpfu7a20elot8ls8ll@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter, usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 31 May 2006 21:28:47 +0100, knoxy <knoxy@post.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <0s2fg.69$Ah.12@tornado.socal.rr.com>, Raist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> raist@ask.me
>>>>>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 26 May 2006 22:42:08 GMT, Raist <raist@ask.me> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Real interesting conversation there, guys...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...we're having a conversation?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cause I was just poking at Dave to see how he'd react...he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> suicidal
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you know...that makes him an interesting toy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh. I'll never undersyand why you get so much pleasure and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> enjoyment
>>>>>>>>>>>>> out of making idiots look like idiots. I think this one was
>>>>>>>>>>>>> born frothing; too easy. Eh, whatever floats your boat...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> R.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you one of these fans Matthew keeps bragging about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you are, I'd stop bragging if I were him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Careful Raist, the spazzy lil fruit kooks don't like it when
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you don't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> side with them. They've got this "Hatter or us" mentality
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that leaves
>>>>>>>>>>>>> no room for middle ground and as kook ridden as they are they
>>>>>>>>>>>>> WILL attack you, under the delusion that it'll somehow bother
>>>>>>>>>>>>> me (since attacking me directly doesn't really do much other
>>>>>>>>>>>>> than cause them more grief).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take this Usenet thing way too serious Matthew. Maybe you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> should
>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a break and go try out some clothes with your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> girlfriends, Mr Fashion King.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mhm34x10
>>>>>>>>>>>>> smeeter #6
>>>>>>>>>>>>> #6 on mimus wanted poster list
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob Dole
>>>>>>>>>>>>> girlfriends? seriously? mister personality?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *falls out of chair and hits head on floor*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you okay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you lay still for too long vultures start to circle...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Shirley - :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've been dealing with bats lately. Plus, my vulture flew away
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Amsterdam so I am sad :-) And I'm trying to figure out how
>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone got "Bumbles" out of "FixCat" - any clue?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I had a bat get tangled in my long hair when I was a kid.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Scared
>>>>>>>>>>>> me silly...everyone kept saying how lucky I was I did not get
>>>>>>>>>>>> bit.
>>>>>>>>>>>> For the longest time after that I would not go out doors after
>>>>>>>>>>>> dark. If there are a
>>>>>>>>>>>> few and you are worried about them I would look in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> phonebook
>>>>>>>>>>>> and call a
>>>>>>>>>>>> pest controller and get them out. They carry rabies and their
>>>>>>>>>>>> feces is not
>>>>>>>>>>>> healthy to breathe.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate it when our vultures fly the coop. My little tweety bird
>>>>>>>>>>>> has been out
>>>>>>>>>>>> of town for the last two weeks. He works in fire
>>>>>>>>>>>> protection...he
>>>>>>>>>>>> installs
>>>>>>>>>>>> sprinkler systems in stores and offices. He travels where ever
>>>>>>>>>>>> he
>>>>>>>>>>>> is needed.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I will be glad when he retires.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe whomever called you "bumbles" had a cat and tried to fix
>>>>>>>>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>>>>> themselves
>>>>>>>>>>>> and "bumbled" the job?
>>>>>>>>>>> I got a cicada in my hair when I was little. That could be the
>>>>>>>>>>> reason I DETEST them so much. I think I would have had heart
>>>>>>>>>>> failure if it was a bat . . . We're going to wait until the
>>>>>>>>>>> babies
>>>>>>>>>>> are gone (we're assuming that there are babies) and then cover
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>> entrances. Found a really good website about bats and how to
>>>>>>>>>>> humanely get rid of them.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I believe pouring bleach on them does a good job. It will be most
>>>>>>>>>> humane for you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> OMG - I would never pour bleach on an animal!! I salted a slug
>>>>>>>>> once
>>>>>>>>> when I was little and I felt so bad - I ran in the house and got a
>>>>>>>>> glass of water and poured it on him. But I think it was too late .
>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You don't think the bat would do that to you if it had the chance?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No . . . the bat would hug me :-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> And be kind enough to give you rabies and worms as well.
>>>>>
>>>>> The same could be said about Buzzard you know....
>>>>> :-)
>>>> Worms or rabies - which to choose, which to choose?
>>>>
>>>> Craw - that's just wussy fighting there - you know he's stoned on a
>>>> boat
>>>> somewhere in Amsterdam and can't fend for himself.
>>>>
>>>> Do you knock canes out from under old men and wimmin, too?
>>>
>>> Dad doesn't do that, but he is known to leave wheel chairs on blocks
>>> after
>>> stealing the tires.
>>
>> What does he do with the tires?
>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Froz...
>>
>>
> Ties a rope to the tires to lasso wimmin and take them into his crustacean
> lair
>
If'n he is a crusty ol' crustacean ... he'd have better luck gluing precious
stones to his hard shell to attract wimmin.
Lasso-ing is so passι...and barbaric..don't ya think?
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