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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/01/67 11:51
On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:53:13 -0500, CMP
<cmpierce@NOSPAMcreativeveritas.com> wrote:
>In article <e7sqm7$a6d$19@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave
>hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:18:36 -0000, "[ Doc ]"
>> <y2kprez@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>> >news:toe3a2p0et5pok6i3mvqi118ok32geg6d9@4ax.com:
>> >
>> >> I bought a nifty lil portable jobby, it was expensive, but worth it.
>> >
>> >I wanted to get the 25,000 btu model but the local store didn't have it.
>> >So I settle for 10,200 btu for about half the price. Works pretty nicely,
>> >too.
>> >
>> >> I'm a lil weird in that whenever it's hot I want it to be like sub
>> >> zero and then whenever it's cold I want it to be like boiling hot.
>> >> People always complain when they come over to my place that it's
>> >> either too cold in the summertime or too hot in the winter.
>> >
>> >You were built for the southern hemisphere.
>> >
>> >> Perhaps you were adopted...I wish I was adopted, sometimes it's fun to
>> >> imagine that my real parents are wandering gypsies...*sigh*...my
>> >> parents are just so boring.
>> >
>> >Mine are dead. But they were never boring.
>>
>> first jason tries to make friends, now matthew tries to make friends.
>>
>> will this kook mating season ever stop?
>
>Maybe if you stop walking around wearing frigging crotchless panties,
>inviting every usenet kook to flame you, you'll stop getting fucked up
>the ass. Try it. Please.
LOL, you're really good at flaming Connie, that's some good material
right there. I came up with a funny one the other day, you can switch
out Google Groups with pretty much anything:
"Look, I realize you're using Google Groups, the WebTV of Usenet, but
really, how many more times can you use that as an excuse for your
stupidity?"
With Davey you could use something like:
"Look, I realize you're tranqued the fuck out on Xanax everytime you
start posting, but really, how many more times can you use that as an
excuse for claiming that you didn't get verbally fucked up the ass in
six or eight different directions?"
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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