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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/16/07 07:09
On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:49:52 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:
>| Learn to read. Better yet, learn to track, you thread failing
>| fuckwit.
>|
>| http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/fde3506df20f9fb1
>google groups...
Woah, REALLY? Boy, thanks for pointin THAT out Cap'n Obvious!
> get a newsreader and see if that will help you keep up.
Still having troubles reading headers I see. It's okay, yer slow, no
one is really expecting all that much from a n00b like yourself.
>| :*Hatter wonders why this function is so poorly documented on the
>Macromedia Livedocs*
>|
>| Woah, Google is teh HARD for you, innt? *snicker*
>hatter (and sox)
Paranoid as ever, eh? It's okay, just tilt yer lil tin foil hat
slightly to the left, it'll all become clear then.
>can't figure most things out...not so suprised he/it can't
>RTFM.
You apparently can't even fucking read AT ALL, what with how I pointed
out that it was POORLY DOCUMENTED in the MACROMEDIA LIVEDOCS...oh,
wait...maybe you don't know what that is, LOL.
>| No, you really don't. At best you probably spaghetti bitch some slop
>| ass shit together that's reeking with the stench of over-powering
>| mediocrity.
>perhaps,
Perhaps nothing, bitch, don't be so fuckin stupid that you would try
and posture your nonexistent skillz around someone at *MY* level,
cause we can see RIGHT THROUGH your dribbling lies.
>however most of my work is for fortune 50 companies
*snicker*
Fortune 50 companies, huh? LOL...a lil slip there Freud...or is
fraud? LOL
> and that from
>referal. not to mention how much they pay for such mediocrity.
Well have fun being a scam artist, I mean it's not like any place
you've done work for is EVER gonna hire you back again and you'll very
quickly build up a reputation as a cookie cutter molesting little
poser and then you'll be pretty much done with unless you can try and
con some local yokel bumpkins who barely even know what a website is.
>| >and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.
>| Woah, BIG surprise there, Poser Boi.
>you should only be suprised that you do have problems using search engines
>or any other research tool.
And yet in that other thread about alpha premultiplied values there
wasn't a SINGLE person who could come up with even ONE relevant link.
In the end some reg out of alt.php or alt.macromedia.flash had to post
the formula for it (although he didn't really explain it well).
>| >further, i have several technical hobbies as well.
>| You mean aside from being a poser?
>that's your assertion.
No child, that IS A FACT.
>if you could read, you'd know the context was
>programming and therefore the 'aside from' would be, of course, programming.
>your wit doesn't exactly fit the definition thereof, now does it.
You can posture all you like kiddo...fact is you have NOTHING to back
it up with...no sites...no domain of your own...no examples...no
portfolio...YOU...HAVE...NOTHING...because, you know...you ARE
nothing. ^_^
>| >each are well covered in blogs...in fact, and counter to your
>| >pompous-assed attitude and assertions, i look forward to getting a
>| >blog link as i can be reasonably certain that someone has posted links
>| >to more informative non-blogged source sites...
>| Oh as I said, they're covered...up to the poser level. My post
>| however was directed towards ELITISTS and EXPERTS in such fields...not
>| horse shit hobbyist techno humping trainables like yourself.
>you are truly arrogant.
Well fuckin duh, Cupcake...I mean hells bells I'm one of the most
bleeding edge web developers on the fuckin planet fer cryin out loud.
The last question I asked was so far over the fucking edge of
expertise that no one in over two dozen different communities FILLED
with "experts" could even come anywhere the fuck CLOSE to touching:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.php/msg/1af67752782bf515
>you know nothing of me to make such claims.
That's very much the point child...you have NOTHING...and pretending
that you do only makes you look like that much more of a stupid ass
poser. I mean what do you tell your <strike>victims</strike>
<strike>easy marks</strike> customers when they ask to see work that
you've done?
>you are obviously a troll.
That's normally the recourse of someone whose lost an argument.
Rather than admit defeat and own up to your betters you scream TROLL
and try and hide like a fucking coward.
>| >you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
>| >DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
>| >context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!
>|
>| Sorry, n00b.job, but yer lost. I'm not sure what the fuck Webbie
>| board it was that shat you out, but you best retard back to the
>| magical land of ban button humping tweenage muppet fucks, cause here
>| on Usenet...peeps like me are par for the course. UPA is one of THE
>| LONGEST STANDING TRADITIONS IN USENET HISTORY...but some stupid ass
>| fuckin Webbie n00b like you is too Jesus killing retarded to get that.
>| Of course, this shit ain't even UPA, it's actually ON TOPIC...but then
>| some dribbling little POSER ASSHOLE like you wouldn't be able to tell
>| what was on topic even if someone shoved a 'Web Development for
>| Dummies' book straight up yer stupid asshole.
>tell me how bitching about blogs among a graphics, php, and flash news group
>relates remotely to graphic, php, or flash?
Well first of all, Doofy, this is Usenet, so off-topic is pretty much
ON TOPIC regardless, however my post was about the quality of
information presented on blogs; information which is searched out by
web developers, graphic designers, etc, etc...you're kinda slow
though, so I can see how you might have missed it.
>| That's what posers think. They often have a "can't do" attitude and
>| just ASSume that those at the top have some magical predisposition
>| towards their field and they just woke up one day with it all
>| magically infused into their being. That's why poser bitches like you
>| never manage to get any better than whatever failing position you're
>| currently treading at.
>look at all of the logical fallacies there...
Child, you wouldn't know a logical fallacy if a strawman crawled the
fuck up yer ass and spontaneously combusted.
>just start with the first sentence.
Speaking of the start of sentences, what poverty of a public education
system taught your stupid ass not to capitalize the first word of
every sentence? And can you provide the names of your specific
English teachers, as I would personally like to call them up on the
phone and find out why they're doing such a piss poor job of educating
the lessers like yourself.
....then again, there's a reason they stopped using the word TRAINABLE
to describe retards...and I don't think it was the fact that it wasn't
very PC so much as IT JUST ISN'T TRUE. Retards, at least those like
Stevie, CANNOT be trained. Learning is pretty much just hit or
miss...mostly miss.
>anyway, did you not note a difference between the words disposition and
>inclination. were you to know their meanings you'd understand why your
>rebuff is false.
You can try and argue semantics after the fact all you like, Doorknob,
it ain't helpin ya to look like any less of an idiot, despite what you
were hoping for.
>| >your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...
>| Thanks for the compliment! I am rather original, aren't I? ^_^
>in the way that an insane person would take his delusion as superlative.
>hint, the voices in your head telling you how great you are, are to be
>avoided...they may be telling you to do dasterdly things in the future - to
>yourself or others.
Well I'm not sure how things work in the brain of a retard like
yourself, but uh, I don't have "voices" in my head...other than my own
anyway.
>| >illogical equivocation.
>| You really should stop pretending to be a logistician...because you
>| don't do it very well, Poser.
>now there's another wonderful counter. lol. and another logical fallacy.
>enjoy those, don't you.
You know Stevie, there's a difference between CLAIMING a logistical
fallacy...and PROVING a logistical fallacy...so far, all you've
managed to do is CLAIM...yer comin up short on the whole PROVING end
of things...don't worry though, no one is surprised or anything.
>| >| "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>| >i thought your arrogance was.
>| Tell us all how you REALLY feel, Poser.
>pretty obvious, now isn't it.
Yeah I think MaxGrrl really hit the nail on the head with you,
Obsesso.
>| Didn't do so well in grade school English I take it?
>apparently better than you since i can read for comprehension, spell, and
>use reason.
Well in regards to thinkin that I was a sock I think you pretty much
proved your lack of comprehension ability. As far as
spelling/grammar...well yer so fucking stupid you haven't even figured
out what the shift key does...and when it comes to reasoning...well
other than making a lot of CLAIMS and ACCUSATIONS regarding the finer
points of logic...yeah...let me know when you formulate enough
reasoning to develop some PROOF of those claims and accusations,
Child.
>| >| "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>| >| bad."
>|
>| >oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
>|
>| Yes and alt.kill-the-whales is ALL about killing whales, you fucking
>| retard.
>to quote out of context when said quote could be a double-entendre is quite
>foolish...yet you've done so here with passionate expression.
It's only out of context when you don't posses enough reading
comprehension to track for longer than two or three words.
>| Well reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are, innt?
>| ^_^
>hmmmm...no...and i explained that to you already.
You didn't really "explain" anything so much as you whined a lot and
then kinda threw a fit about how deficient you are.
>| Nope, the more I learn I the more I find that their AMAZING
>| abilities...really aren't all that amazing. I used that nifty
>| shimmer/glow effect was some incredible artistic achievement...well,
>| until I read a tutorial on use of burn and dodge layer blending
>| techniques. I've since developed my own techniques for that effect.
>mmmm...and e=mc^2 has likewise lost it's luster now. understanding how the
>magician performs his tricks makes it easy to seem a magician. yet, all
>you've done is become a copycat performer. you will never become someone
>else's idol that way now will you. come up with something original and
>equally imaginative...then you'll have room for boasting.
Uh, fucking hello, last I checked I created the FIRST and ONLY perfect
liquid websites in existence:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/
I've also got the only sprite generator for RPG Maker XP:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/RMXP_CSG/
I've also got the only online Nintendo Power index:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/npindex/index.html
I also created the very first yoga online video site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/wwcc/yoga-online/
I also created the very first completely Flash blog:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
I've also invented a whole gawd damn slew of music video editing
techniques.
Like Telephoto Refocusing. You have multiple objects in a scene at
different positions, with the focus on the front or rear objects and
then it bounces the focus back and forth between objects to the music
beats. Looks even cooler with live motion video clips, like have a
person in the foreground talking, then have a person walk onto the
background and refocus onto them at the beat. You can even take it a
step further have do a complete camera zoom (instant zoom) onto them
at the beats. You could REALLY go for the gold by creating Dutch
angles and combine it with flash pop effects and the telephoto or zoom
refocusing. That would work best if you were trying to portray a kind
of disorientation, confusion or insanity (you would know a lot about
that, huh Bumbles).
>| >| "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>| >| of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>| >there is no wrong nor right.
>| I think that's the line most often used by serial killers. LOL
>another rebuff born of logical fallacy...yet failing to address the truth of
>the statement with well supported oposition. you certainly aren't racking up
>any points.
Actually it's YOU that's failing to PROVE your claims of logistical
fallacies. Where as for me it'd be more than easy to provide
documentation that proves most serial killers have a warped sense of
"right and wrong" and how that's one of the MAJOR warning signs of a
potential serial killer.
But then, yer kind of a one trick stupid, so I guess constantly
bleating FALLACY is really all the better you could hope to respond
with, innt kiddo?
>| >and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
>| >perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
>| >do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
>| >based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
>| >very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
>| >time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
>| ...wow...you're not only retarded...you can magically see shit that
>| ain't even there! Tell me, Bumbles...at what point EXACTLY did I EVER
>| give ANY kind of opinion as to the relevancy of the concept? Oh, I
>| guess I DIDN'T...you fuckin retard.
>hmmm...by quoting such, you give relevancy - even if limited to your own
>opinion/view of it. if you do not believe in 'freedom is concept', i'd
>imagine your quote would be in oposition to the notion.
Boy reading sure is HARD for you, innt Stupid? I stated that I
believe freedom is only a concept, you however made the ASSumption
that because of that belief I somehow did not support freedom, when
really, I DID NOT give my opinion about the CONCEPT of freedom being
good, bad or even indifferent. I simply stated WHAT IT REALLY WAS.
It's okay, think slow now, you don't want to hurt yourself.
>| >said your boyfriend on new years eve.
>| Woah, stellar comeback there, Fruitloop, boy I bet THAT'S gonna stop
>| me from tormenting lessers like yourself.
>lesser what, you narcisistic fuck? it's almost as cosmical a comeback as
>those you used here - cosmical read as comical.
*rimshot*
Seriously man, yer like the Bob Saget of flames.
>| Third-party observations == retarding back into the sheeple mentality
>|
>| Sorry d00d, but while you subscribe to SOMEONE ELSE'S
>| REALITY...because you're deficient...I create my own...because I can.
>| Sucks to be you, innt?
>why don't you read philosophy or epistimological studies some time. in a way
>you're right, however it has nothing to do with 'sheeple mentality'.
>under-educated dim wit.
I'm SELF educated, you fuckwit, which means I don't slurp up OTHER
PEOPLE'S knowledge and expertise out of books or studies and then try
and retard it off as if it's my own (like you do). The only studies I
work off of ARE THE ONES I CONDUCT. Only a dribbling fool like
yourself would enjoy being wholly dependant on what OTHER people are
researching and studying. You're a retarded little band wagon humping
snit and all the better you can ever hope for is to regurgitate what
OTHER people said or did, that 90% of the time YOU DIDN'T EVEN
COMPREHEND (either that or it's severely outdated or in some cases
simply outright WRONG).
>| Uh, excuse me, Poser Bitch, but YOU are the one who is trying to pass
>| off the notion that "the best" are magically born with inherent
>| knowledge, intellect and experience.
>a person born with an iq of 75, like you, is physically incapable of
>being/becoming the 'best' scientific mind that ever considered the
>universe - much less anything else. so yes, there is an inherent capacity
>for certain acheivements. ever hear of evolution?
Actually you're quite wrong. IQ in NO WAY equates to UNDERSTANDING
and COMPREHENSION. In fact most IQ tests are really tests of your
knowledge of mathematical parlor tricks. People who have really high
IQs tend to have the ability to slurp up, again, OTHER PEOPLE'S
knowledge and expertise and they can essentially become walking
encyclopedias of bullshit...but just cause you can memorize all the
research and understanding of someone else...doesn't mean that you
yourself actually have that ability.
Also, it should be noted that MANY people with VERY low IQs can
actually do some pretty incredible things, especially those who are
autistic.
>in case you missed it, that is how to rebuff incorrect opinion. learn to use
>examples directly in contrast with oposing views. i doubt however, that you
>have the capacity to get that either. btw, 75 is officially retarded...and
>that is why i hold no hope for you understanding much of anything yet
>boasting you know everything.
You really should learn to take "your" own advice...then again, yer
the perfect example of what I'm talking about. What you just
presented in that paragraph is no doubt what you RIPPED OFF and
regurgitated from SOMEONE ELSE and you just thought it "sounded kinda
clever"...which is why while you can say it...well, you can't really
deliver, now can ya Kiddo?
>| >which is why i'm now plonking you.
>| Oh yeah? How's that workin out for ya?
>after this post, i have lost all amuzement with you and will actually try it
>out.
Oops, looks like ya fucked that up already Stevie the Wonder Retard.
>i'm sure i'll sleep much better tonight not seeing you tomorrow.
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'll continually haunt every waking and sleeping
moment of your inane little life as you desperately continue to seek a
lil Hatter retribution...not that you'll ever be able to get it mind
you.
>however with so many names
Yeah, one sure is a LOT for a retard like you, innt Stevie?
>| You need to stop being a fucking retard...no, really.
>more logical fallacy. in case you don't know better, this is no rebutt.
Well of course it isn't, you're not capable of formulating a rebuttal
you stupid doorknob.
>| *snicker*
>|
>| Oh trust me, I know you QUITE well...not that there's much to know,
>| Poser.
>so you and e.s.p. are quite fond of eachother.
Oh one doesn't need ESP to figure you out, my empty lil coconut shell.
A good hammering into the fuckin ground cracks open your inane lil
life and proves there's nothing there but empty pointlessness.
>| Actually Poser, it's not that I see everyone in a negative light, it's
>| that YOU see negativity in everything I post...which is rather
>| unfortunate for you considering that my posts tend to be REFLECTIVE of
>| the person I'm replying to. ^_^
>lol. these quotes were provided free of charge in your initial installment
>and can only be a reflection of what YOU truly believe. in your reality,
>things must occur in reverse...wait...no, i recognize this technique. it's
>called back-peddling.
Actually it's what's known as a STRAW MAN, where you take something I
said, twist it around and then try and attack that distorted
perception of my words...only to wind up looking like a retard of
course, but then, yer REAL good at doing that, huh Stevie?
>lol
OMG HE'S LAUGHING EVERYONE! He just had to stop to make sure we all
knew how much fun he's having...really...no seriously, he's having a
good time...honest...er...lol?
>| >| "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>| >| endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>| >| don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>| >narcisist.
>| pop psychologist.
Ya couldn't really contend against that, huh?
>| >futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
>| >it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
>| You spank a lot toddlers, do you?
>no, but i know how...and am very willing to show you.
Gee, as much fun as it sounds to come over and watch you "spank
toddlers"...uh...yeah I think I'll pass, I'm not really much into
pedophilia games like you are.
>| >| "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>| >| tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>| >ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict.
>| Oh you mean like you're doing right now? LOL
>no, this is amuzement to me.
....you're amused by having to constantly stop and try and convince
random strangers on Usenet that you're amused? I'm seein some plot
holes here, Kiddo.
>if you feel this must escalate matters where it
>should become physical, i assure you i wouldn't need a thing to handle you
>in that scuffle. and, 'ideally' doesn't exactly equate to 'always', now does
>it...quite the oposite.
Oh so now you're threatening me with physical violence, eh? Tsch,
tsch, tsch...doesn't sound like yer very amused to me, Stevie. Sounds
to me that yer just an angry filled little fit throwing snit.
Coincidentally though, the last retard who got the bright idea of
challenging me to a physical fight...well he ran away and hasn't been
heard from since...not that it's a surprise, morons like you are
ALWAYS quick to run at the mouth online. Tell ya what, Stevie, why
don't you tell us all where you live! I mean, if you think you can
"handle" me and all, should be no problem for you, right? ^_^
>| >| "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>| >| function?"
>| >i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
>| Well of course you're not functional...you're a poser.
>again you can't read.
It's not so much that I can't read so much as you can't comprehend
what I wrote. Sorry, I don't speak Retard, maybe you can find someone
to translate for you.
>that, or you are trying more dim wit.
Wow...incoherent much?
>i even capitalized 'YOU'. dumbass.
Too bad you haven't figured out what else needs capitalizing, Dumbass.
>| >you cross-posted.
>| Woah...boy is that just the Cardinal Sin over in Retard Land or what?
>good one. that really puts me in my place. please, may i have another. lol
Hey I don't mean to be a downer on ya or anything, but generally
speaking, when you start slurping up my techniques and then attempt to
use them back against me...that sorta says quite a LOT about how
damaged you are by my posts. `, )
>| >| "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>| >| gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>| >and here's my injunctive relief...
>| >
>| >*PLONK*
>| >
>| >now, FOAD.
>| Your blinders seem to have holes in them, Poser Bitch. See the idea
>| behind plonking someone...is that YOU SHUT YOURSELF THE FUCK UP and
>| you STOP REPLYING TO THEIR POSTS...which you just haven't quite
>| figured out apparently. It's okay, I understand, things can be a
>| lil...slow, over there in Retard Land where you live. ^_^
>nah, i find this sort of thing amusing from time to time. usually it's the
>most arrogant yet stupid people posting that get such lavish attention.
>consider yourself among those proud few.
>
>now i'm done.
No, you're done when I say you're done...er, well, yer done when I
destroy what's left of your pathetic psyche...oh wait, been there,
done that. Now yer just an obsessed pathetic. But hey, look on the
bright side, now you get to spend the rest of your pathetic life
endlessly trying to "get back" at dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^_^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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