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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 07/24/07 23:06
On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:11:51 -0400, Ed Mullen <ed@edmullen.net> wrote:
>> Are you kidding, with the way that sloppy bitch codes it'd be a total
>> fuckin wonder if he could ever even finish a site. Take for example:
>> : http://ed.mullen.home.comcast.net/styles/menu_sub.js
>>
>> o_O
>>
>> ...holy fuckin redundancy, Batman, that is a whole shit load of
>> pointless fuckin bloat right there. The d00d should think about
>> applying at Microsoft with his coding ability, he'd fit right in!
>Ooops.
That's pretty much your motto in life, innt?
>Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
>out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!
You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
it work like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/JS_Source.txt
Remember, arrays are your friends. You should be using some type of
for/next statement along with all your links and menu names in arrays,
that way you only need ONE:
: writeExternalContent += '<li><a class="highlight" href="../Mozilla/ .html"></a></li>';
Instead of the SEVENTY or so you currently have, Mr. Bloat.
>Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
>a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
>why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
>images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
>some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
>obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.
You're the only person I've ever heard claim of such an occurrence, so
obviously it's a problem with your setup, maybe you don't have the
latest version of Flash installed...or maybe you're trying to use some
really obscure off the wall browser or something, who knows...who
cares for that matter. *shrugs*
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