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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/05/07 08:15

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:05:44 -0700, shadowbox@myself.com wrote:

>man, I just read another one of your stupid ass posts,

You read one of my posts, eh? Wow, that's quite an accomplishment for
you, innt? I mean what with your extremely poor grasp of simplistic
language mechanics and all. Not to mention your very limited
vocabulary (well, outside of what you slurp up from yer lil thesaurus
and misuse).

>you really are a dumb fucking asshole.

*gasp*

Such language! Why if I didn't know any better I'd say you were
trying to hurt my virtual feewings! ^_^

Nice try kiddo, but that shit is a wasted effort as far as I'm
concerned. You best just save your idiot breath and go find something
more constructive to do (like play in traffic).

>Do people really buy that your bright?

Most people (in the real world) often make the claim that I'm a
genius, however most of the time I don't believe that's true, I think
they just don't apply themselves as much as I do. My vast knowledge
and experience didn't just crop up over night, it literarily took
about a DECADE to acquire it, devoting almost every waking moment I
had to the pursuit of knowledge, experimentation and development.

Online there are generally two kinds of people, those that love me and
those that hate me. The ones who love me, often do so either because
they know I don't take anything online seriously so they know not to
take my posts too seriously (especially the inflammatory ones) and/or
they love what I create. I make a whole variety of things for a whole
variety of communities and in every one of those communities I have a
bit of a fan base, which I generally try and keep down by acting like
an asshole. I don't really much care for bandwagon humpers and ass
slurpers. Those that are quick to slurp up fads won't stay loyal very
long with my attitude and their true nature is exposed pretty quickly.
Where as those who stick close, despite my attitude online, well you
know that they truly do love and admire the art I make...and
coincidentally, it's primarily for them that I make it...and they know
that.

Most people though are just ignorant, small minded, dribbling little
assholes who have no real sense of self. They cling to shit primarily
out of emotional need, rather than a TRUE interest. Basically as long
as the creator pats them on the head and gives them an emotional slap
on the ass they're more than happy to keep dribbling along in
support...but they don't REALLY like the work that's produced...hell,
they don't even have the capacity to appreciate it. I don't consider
people like that to even be real people...more like sheep people, or
sheeple. As I said before, those who lack a true sense of self.

>I mean
>seriously, are people actually falling for this shit? Besides your
>lame code, you have an attitude that a Mexican hooker in Compton would
>admire and a handle that is as lame as you are. The Mad Hatter, LOL
>Yeah your late, for a life.

That was the White Rabbit, you illiterate fuck.

>I mean really, you are probably the only
>person in existence to actually not have a problem finding a handle.

As retarded as you are you probably haven't noticed that the nyme Mad
Hatter is like one of THE most popular handles there is, hence the
Onideus surname I use.

>I'm sure nobody's in line for it, especially now that you started
>spitting your bullshit out under it.

Quite the contrary. In fact I've been noticing that some people have
even started using my Onideus surname and putting it on the front of
their current handle.

>Aside from that, seriously on a
>professional level, I cannot resist to commit that your still a
>fucking retard.

As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional.

>Do people actually talk to you?

More often than I like actually.

>Seriously, I can't
>find a post where anybody, other than your friend have replied to.

You must not be looking very hard...oh, well, you ARE using Google
though (the WebTV interface of Usenet), so that might be the problem.
Many of threads have a tendency to spawn hundreds and sometimes even
thousands of replies (often in offshoot discussions).

>Wow, you are a piece of work.

And you're a presumptuous little crotch goblin, would you like an
award for it?

>You talk about Jerry, at least he's a
>prick with a fucking mission.

....the mission to be a talentless, unproducing fuckwit? Cause, WOW,
he's sure doin good at that!

>You are just a prick.

I love you too, Sunshine.

>Man, I might put my program on the sidelines for you.

Your "program", eh? What are you in potty training? Don't give up
yer Pull-ups for me, Kiddo, just stay focused and you'll stay out of
diapers!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

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