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Posted by Brendan Gillatt on 10/10/07 15:54
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:46 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>
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>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>>> And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>>>> cannot use flash?
>>>> Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>>>> Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>>>> but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>>>> you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>>>
>>>> Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>>>> is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>>>> not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>>>
>>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>>>>> So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>>>> single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>>>> This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>>>> you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>>>> by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>>>> any significant impact at all on the overall size.
>>> Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
>>> white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
>>> possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
>>> achieved:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.html
>>>
>>> 654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine
>> With probably at least 200 times more operating systems/browsers that
>> can view the text in a readable way.
>
> Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
> Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.
So using your math you say that there are roughly 1 billion times as many
browsers that support flash than those that don't? I didn't even know
there were that many browsers out there.
> Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
> should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
> produce more for more people.
Sorry, what? Why would pepsi want to fill their cans with tap water?
Sounds a bit pointless to me considering they make a cola flavoured
drink. Might confuse the consumers a bit ;]
> BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
> about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
> ASSumptions you made?
No not at all. Still blistered that I de-compiled your code to your utter
dis-belief?
> Hopefully you'll learn something from your
> spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
> from the Barney generation, so maybe not.
I don't understand you calling me angry. You seem to use a fair few more
vulgar words than I.
> Hell yer generation is so
> fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
> sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
> potty train by the age of six.
I'm sure those were for fatties like yourself.
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Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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