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Re: Junior webmaster looking for a job with low salary.

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 20:28

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

>> Especially when you consider the fact that the tech is constantly
>> changing. If all you know is what you slurped up and were spoon fed
>> from college five years ago...yer completely worthless at best. In
>> this field you HAVE to stay on top, you HAVE to try new technologies
>> and you HAVE to keep a VERY open mind.

>So why don't you embrace more technologies than flash? Try learning CSS
>for example.

Um, hello, retard, I frequently use CSS to style my Flash content.
Yeesh, you fuckin dipshit. I don't think I've EVER just used straight
Flash for anything.

I primarily use the form LAMP FX or LAMP CFX

A Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP backend with a CSS, Flash and XML front
end.

>> For example I use to hate
>> Flash...and that hate was fairly justified...a year ago. Then they
>> released Flash 9 and around September or October of last year they
>> released a Linux port. That was also the time in which video sites
>> like YouTube really started to become popular...sites which
>> essentially forced every other Internet user on the planet to download
>> and install Flash. At THAT point, that's when I truly saw Flash as
>> being a very viable, most often vastly superior choice for user
>> front-end development.
>>
>> These retards like Jerry...*shakes head*...they just don't get it.
>> They went to college and they learned like PHP 101, then graduated
>> and, well, that's all the fuck they'll ever know, cause without the
>> college spoon feeding the son of a bitch he's worthless.

>Tell me then - why is the only money you get from your sites through
>donate buttons and ad links?

Um, because it's not? Durr, what the fuck do think the Iron Art Shop
site I built is doing you retarded dipshit?

>Surely _someone_ in this world pays more than $25 per week for bad flash
>sites. Someone has to be that stupid, right?

You really wouldn't know either way, seeing as how your dumbass
disabled Flash content. LOL

>> It matters when you're a bitter old fuck like Jerry, he's well over
>> the hill, completely unaccomplished and without any level of
>> creativity or originality.

>Seems like an okay guy to me.

Based on what? He has no sites, he has no portfolio, he has no code
samples and all the fuck he does is run at the mouth about shit he has
no direct experience with. Oh and he's a beardo hambeast to top it
off:
http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action=pict&file=3967.jpg

....yeah, what a winner! Show me the code, bitch, show me the code.
Any competent web developer worth their salt who works in this biz has
a portfolio at the very least. If you don't have
one...*snicker*...who the fuck do you think yer kidding? Not any
potential clients that's fer fuckin sure.

>> If you were in his position you'd be as
>> angry and bitter at all the "young'uns" too. *nods*

>You are 37, are you not?

LOL, hardly, yer about a decade off there, Junior.

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