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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/11/07 19:55

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:52:57 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

>> And if you and him weren't retards you would have already seen the
>> whole great big long explanation as to WHY using that particular DTD
>> is necessary in order to achieve the maximum, ACTUALLY TESTED cross
>> compatibility with the "portal view".

>You haven't yet explained why.

Babbling that over and over and over again isn't going to change the
fact that I did.

>You haven't tested it other than on windows and probably some
>pre-packaged distro like Ubuntu.

You said so, so it MUST be true, huh?

>"Portal views" achieve nothing than reducing the available screen real
>estate.

Your stupidity regarding this has already been discussed and your
pathetic argument has been soundly ripped apart. You fail, good sir,
now move along, move along.

>> However, most of my newer Flash sites auto center

>How damn good for you - it's not the hardest thing to achieve in the world.

The hardest thing to achieve in the world is sex with yer mom...pretty
much you wanna just throw some flour on that bitch and then look for a
wet spot.

>> It's called NOTEPAD, you stupid bitch. That's how REAL men code.

>No that's how people that never did look for a decent editor code.

Your idea of a "decent editor" is one that does everything for you.
LOL

>I happen to like TextPad. I like the indentation style, ability to open
>multiple documents and the syntax highlighting. It makes my workflow less
>tedious.

So does Velcro on yer pants I hear...retards are like that.

>> Only dribbling pussies in training panties like you have to use some
>> failing WYSIWYG editor.

>Look at my code. Does that look anything like what a WYSIWYG could craft?

....um, what code? You don't HAVE any code...well unless you count all
the shit you rip off from other people. How's that blog stealing plan
of yours going?

>> Honestly, why in the fuck would you be using
>> tabs in your code?

>Indenting lines for readability.

I guess retards need everything overexaggerated, most programmers I
know prefer single or double spaced indentation for a more concise,
less cluttered look.

>> Tabs space things apart too far to make the code
>> reasonably efficient to read.

>Only in notepad's idea of tabs ;]

Notepad's idea, huh? So the program is sentient now, is it?

>> Code indenting should NEVER be more
>> than two spaces wide.

>Sure it can - I just set my tab spacing to my preference.

In your browser, when you right click and choose to look at the
source, how do you set your tab preference then? Oh, you don't, LOLZ!

>For PHP I use 4 spaces, HTML I use 8, and C I use only 1.

At least your inconsistent. Again I ask, do you fuck like you code?
LOL

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