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Posted by Zareef Ahmed on 02/11/05 09:22
Hi,
News is very old it was published in june 2000.
zareef ahmed
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 07:24:27 -0600, Steve Buehler <steve@ibapp.com> wrote:
> Shouldn't have taken your Cat to school with a bag of catnip. That was
> asking for trouble. :)
>
> Steve
>
> At 08:44 PM 2/9/2005, Dotan Cohen wrote:
>
> >Maybe it's not People Hate Perl after all...
> >Pot, Heroin, Pussy?!?
> >I think I got suspended for at leat two of those on campus grounds at
> >some point or another.
> >
> >Dotan
> >
> >On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:31:43 +1100 (EST), daniel@electroteque.org
> ><daniel@electroteque.org> wrote:
> > > PHP is bad Mkay.
> > >
> > > > I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty
> > > > funny
> > > >
> > > > http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html
> > > > <http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html>
> > > >
> > > > Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today
> > > > after teachers learned he may be using PHP.
> > > >
> > > > "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our
> > > > Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended.
> > > > No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite
> > > > sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or
> > > > maybe a new designer drug like GHB."
> > > >
> > > > php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in
> > > > their children's school, and are demanding the school do something.
> > > > "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There
> > > > may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate
> > > > parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how
> > > > to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP."
> > > >
> > > > In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its
> > > > internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites
> > > > mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students
> > > > from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up
> > > > locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs.
> > > >
> > > > Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around
> > > > the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd
> > > > population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't
> > > > know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more
> > > > time for fraggin'. Yee haw!"
> > > >
> > > > PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is
> > > > believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more
> > > > powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child
> > > > may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net <http://www.php.net> .
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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