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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/08/07 03:12
In case you've been living in a cave or something, there's a new line
of "self heating" food/drinks out now by OnTech:
http://www.ontech.com/new/index.html
We sell 'em at Wal*Mart (not sure where else they're sold) and they're
completely fuckin awesome! Not only do they taste fantastic, but
they're also reasonably priced and they make the stuff REALLY hot.
They've got hot coco, coffee, tea, soup. They're especially handy to
have in your car or on trips, especially as a kind of emergency ration
(in case you're ever stuck in your car in a snow storm or whatever).
They're also great if you're on the go and want something hot and you
don't have any time to cook or even boil water.
The only downside to the product is that the bottom pop top sometimes
breaks off when you're trying to open it, but if that happens you can
just use a can opener on em. Personally I take the bottom metal
covers off right when I get 'em, cause you have to push so hard on the
internal plastic button that there's just no way it would
"accidentally" get pushed in on its own, making the metal pop top
"safety cover" kinda pointless.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
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