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Posted by Adie on 10/23/52 11:24

On Sat, 20 Aug 2005 13:43:55 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:51:53 GMT, Adie <adie@example.com> wrote:
>
>>> Actually no, I'm not going to build an entire fuckin replicate of the
>>> Flash version (are you fucking stupid), it'll be a very simple plain
>>> text version that'll just cover the basic explanation of the services
>>> along with contact information along with an RSS XML file that'll
>>> describe the content of the site (for future search engines).
>
>>We know what you were getting at Hatter. Youre all Flash one moment, the
>>next we have two versions...
>
> Only if you can come up with a viable reason for building an exact
> text replicate...which I highly doubt you can. I might be able to
> come up with reasoning for it at some point and if I do I'll impliment
> it. See that's the thing with the kiddies like you though, most of
> the time you just slurp shit up without thinking, so like you might
> have a good suggestion...but then you don't actually KNOW WHY it's a
> good suggestion.
>
> ...oh and uh, free cl00...if you don't know WHY it's a good
> suggestion...yeah, you shouldn't be using it, cause you'll just fuck
> it all up. ^_^

Simple question: will you provide a text version for your *all* flash
version or not?

>>Anyway, youre starting to move in the right direction.
>
> ROTFL...what the fuck would you know about it, Kid? Yer no web
> designer/coder. Just another little blow hard running around Usenet
> producing NOTHING but tryin to act like you know it all. Until you
> start steppin the fuck up and producing sites...yeah, yer just runnin
> at the fuckin mouth, Junior. What, you think no one notices?
> *snicker*

I'm pointing out the blatently obvious, one doesnt need to be anything in
particular to that.

>>>>Now we just need you to get rid of that silly fucking garage sale off your site...
>
>>> That won't be on the new version...especially since the cell phone and
>>> Critical Thinking book have already been sold.
>
>>Do you have any idea of how naff that looks? Youre trying to sell yourself
>>as a web developer, no one wants to see your broom cupboard. Get rid of it,
>>now!
>
> On the contrary, I think most people would like to see my broom
> cupboard. Go check teh Flonk server stats for my album. People LOVE
> to see the "private" side of celebrities...even a net.celeb like
> myself.

So you have no idea of how naff it looks. Carry on.

>>> I normally list stuff
>>> like that on Amazon.com now so I have no use for it on the BW site. I
>>> do plan on selling some "Mad Hatter/tech culture" esque merchandise
>>> though at some point. The big thing though is the video codec, which
>>> will likely be finished in a year or so. I need to get a lot of
>>> "house cleaning" stuff done before then though...especially since at
>>> the moment of its release I'll suddenly be thrown into uber level
>>> net.celebritism status.
>
>>Ah, the ever illusive codec.
>
> It's not that illusive:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/sonofabitch.png
>
> I've actually discovered the problem and I'll start to fix it here
> pretty soon (requires redoing about 73 lines of code). And in an
> interesting twist it should actually compress even better once the
> problem is fixed (has to do with approaching an infinite zero point
> and faltering on the significant digit conversions).

So 73 LOCs will take you till next year? Come on you slack ass cunt, get a
fucking move on, we've been waiting for the codec since 2004.

>>> In the immediate time being it'll mostly be the same content wise,
>>> except for an updated list of sites along with descriptions of them
>>> and information on when each was last updated. The AMV downloads
>>> section will also be completely redone. You'll be able to watch the
>>> videos directly in the site as well as download them and most of them
>>> will be updated...like the "Twist Of" AMV, I just noticed the version
>>> I currently have up is the craptastic uber beta version of the
>>> video...which isn't so good cause I believe the music/action synch at
>>> the end is all frelled up on that version.
>>>
>>> The descriptions and examples for the services will also be uber
>>> beefed up. Like for web design I'm gonna break it apart into
>>> sections.
>>>
>>> Pick a color scheme - like say forrest green and tan
>>>
>>> Pick a style - like the new BW site uses smooth metal and glass styles
>>> Other styles include plastic, metal (smooth, rusted, brushed), wood,
>>> paper, rock, fire, liquid, fire, sand, etc.
>>>
>>> And then lastly choose a specific theme (like 50s, western, tree
>>> hugger, industrial, etc) or pick out specific design techniques - like
>>> indents, cutouts, beveling, page peels, pipes, dashboard windows,
>>> wires, floating overlays (solid or transparent), techie hoohas, etc.
>
>>Don't bother. Just build a clean, well presented site that appeals to your
>>targeted market - morons with very little money.
>
> My target market is actually smart people with a lot of money (usually
> government money).

Yeah, welfare money no doubt.

>>> And then it'll have picture examples of the different styles and
>>> design techniques so you can really get a clear idea about what you
>>> want. The one thing I can't stand is clients who don't know what they
>>> want and I frequently turn down those clients because if they don't
>>> know what they want I sure as hell don't know what they want. Clients
>>> like that are the worst to deal with and they're usually never
>>> satisified with anything and you wind up creating mockup after mockup
>>> after mockup and do nothing but waste your time...kinda like the Avon
>>> Lady who winds up at the house of some leaching bitch who pretends
>>> she's interested in buying something when really she just wants to try
>>> out the free makeup and has no intention of buying anything..
>
>>Read up on "requirements gathering", it's an essential skill that you seem
>>to be neglecting.
>
> *snicker*
>
> Apparently your dumbass just ran out of Ritalin during the last few
> paragraphs of my last post. What the fuck do you think all that stuff
> about color scheme, style, themes, and design techniques was all
> about, you fuckin MORON.

So they get a blue, purple and red garage sale. That'll be nice.

 

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