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Posted by ^reaper^ on 08/25/05 03:16

While sipping absinthe, Onideus Mad Hatter heard a loud sucking noise
coming from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible
Sanskrit in <news:7ssmg11modc4e63rh62q5qbk3mkig4fc87@4ax.com>:

> how retard

Yep, 2M of ripped graphics encapsulated in shoddy code is quite retarded.

> they're currently taking up 1.25MB.

Oh yes. Your two vistors must be tickled pink for having to wait to see
baubles and like five links to offshite. Yeah. Sure they are.

> My "sloppy code"

Between the slop and 2M (and growing) cutsies? Yeah, that about covers it.

> I however can and nearly every munged coding methodology

That you're actually using the word, "methodology" in relation to teh
snippets I provided demonstrates you haven't a clue what it means. Then
again, in your world, I suppose anything remotely resembling structure
seems like "methodology" to you. *smirk*

> Do you need me to do what that guy did and built a test app for you

That you mention it, maybe you could grow that puppy to 10M? How about a
gig? You know, go for a guinness world record for having created teh
largest and most utterly useless 2d web page on teh interweb.

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^reaper^

 

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