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Posted by Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin on 01/19/33 11:35
On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person
>is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
>7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They've shown no sign
>of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
>many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
>weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
>wondering if it's not some sort of group effort. Here's the breakdown
>of the gifts and the days:
>
> 1st Day - 14th -
> 2nd Day - 15th -
> 3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
> 4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
> 5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
> 6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
> 7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
> 8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
> 9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
>10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
>11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
>12th Day - 25th -
>
>There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
>be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
>certain.
>
>The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
>little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
>ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
>inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
>front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
>love gave to me..." The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt,
>sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.
>
>I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
>interesting. I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
>the shadows. I'll keep everyone updated!
Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!
I figured it out lil Bro......
You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!
I mean look at the set up....
Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?
Yep,
Someone has been prepping you for a nice
evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
the fireplace tonight.
Just remember one thing.....
I have heard that if you don't lubricate your asshole,
you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.
Merry Christmas Matthew....
:-)
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