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Posted by Neredbojias on 09/14/05 07:28
With neither quill nor qualm, Els quothed:
> Neredbojias wrote:
>
> >>>> [throat pastilles]
> > My mother told me never to take things from strangers. However, if a
> > comely wench offered me some throat candy, well...
>
> Well?
A gentleman doesn't go beyond a certain point in mixed company. With
regards to speaking indiscretely, the nobility of my gentility precludes
the facility of my ability.
>
> >>>>> You're starting to sound like my ex-wife.
> >>>>
> >>>> Don't all women?
> >>>
> >>> Only if they talk.
> >>
> >> I didn't talk - I wrote.
> >
> > Yes, and you have indeed done much to reaffirm the principle that
> > silence is golden.
>
> I like silver.
So does The Lone Ranger.
>
> [English]
> >>> Indeed, you speak it very much as would an indigenous American woman,
> >>
> >> Do indigenous Americans speak differently from 'regular' Americans?
> >
> > In this case, I used "indigenous" to mean "regular" Americans.
>
> I did think that's what you meant, just couldn't be sure.
Good. People say I'm cryptic but I think they're just trying to be
indecipherable.
>
> > Perhaps
> > this was confusing as "indigenous American" is often used synonymously
> > with "native American" meaning the kind of Indian that might say
> > something like "Kowabonga, Kimosabe, you got-um nice saddle there."
>
> Indeed. Since I don't know what they sound like, it got me wondering.
Well, they sort of sound like they're constipated but ready to go.
>
> > Nevertheless, I don't care, but to clarify one point, there is actually
> > no "regular American", anyway.
>
> Couldn't think of a better word for 'non-native American' without
> obfuscating the matter more.
'Twas perfectly acceptable although obfuscation is to be expected in
male-female commerce.
>
> > Americans are as different as turds in
> > an outhouse, which may be one reason why they sometimes have trouble
> > communicating without creating a stink.
>
> LOL
>
> >>>> Nah... you? A queen? I find that hard to believe.
> >>>
> >>> Every man has his price.
> >>
> >> Probably, but I'm not paying.
> >
> > The Dutch are known for their frugality
>
> :-)
>
> > as well as their temperament.
>
> Never heard that one - sure you aren't mixing us up with the Spanish
> or Italians?
Well, possibly the Sicilians, but the absolutely worst gangsters of all
time were all named "Dutch".
>
> > However, excessive "economy" can lead to less positive qualities which
> > only augment the anti-social nature of the ilk. Who wants to hang
> > around a gilder-filcher with clackety foot gear?
>
> I sure wouldn't. Luckily we don't have people like that in Holland.
I know, -they emigrated because of the noise.
>
> >>>>> Yeah, you're right. Women don't belong on the trail.
> >>>>
> >>>> What trail?
> >>>
> >>> The Santa Fe trail. Strictly man territory.
> >>
> >> Not.
> >> http://cakili.image.pbase.com/image/41183780.jpg
> >
> > If you viewed the movie, you will have noticed that the trouble didn't
> > start until a woman popped up (-excuse the term).
>
> Actually, I didn't see the movie, but I'm thinking the woman wasn't
> the cause of the trouble, even if it started on her arrival. It more
> likely would be due to the men who couldn't handle being around a
> woman.
<Yawn> Yeah, it's always the man's fault... Da de da de da. The fact
is that men are usually the victims of a woman's wiles but they're too
nice to complain about it. (Of course, they probably don't want to get
cut off, either.)
--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.
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