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Posted by Covv Tse-tung on 09/27/05 04:37
In article
<e6043d0afa5b40089f6fe898e735538d@alt.sex.ads.pornstars>,
nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com says...
> dave hillstrom, <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>, the kantian, queer flagellant, and
> stenographer, castigated:
>
> > On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> > <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >
> >> In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>> On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com>
> >>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>
> >>>> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made
> >>>> their contribution to mankind by stating in
> >>>> news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> In article
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>> ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spewed in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> opened a dead sea scroll and found these
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> words written therein..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUZZARD SAID:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cold.. hands... before I change the info.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TUCOWS SAID:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The domain record in question has been
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> updated as follows. Please advise this
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> address with specific
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> details if you find this info to remain
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> invalid for the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purposes of WHOIS data.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> least you blinked first
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and changed your shit like I advised you to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before waiting for them to rip it from your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "dead cold hands".
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot one thing.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The phone number you provided is for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> directory assistance. Change it to a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expecting me to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> report back to them.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still here.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that the site you have with the picture of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the goat?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that and several others. theyre very
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Tastefully done'?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What fun is that?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "smellily done."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you just did. *grin*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not very well, though.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> done'?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> violence of "smelly"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I realize you're having to write down to your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> banks to steal from.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
> >>>>>>>>>>>> makes Australia look better and better.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
> >>>>>>>>>> guy has the right to defend himself....
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
> >>>>>>>>> today.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
> >>>>>>>> getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
> >>>>>>>> craters.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
> >>>>>>> personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who
> >>>>>>> cares if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled
> >>>>>>> entrances? yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air.
> >>>>>>> but thats just not going to last forever.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
> >>>>>>>> promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
> >>>>>>>> penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
> >>>>>>>> guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
> >>>>>>>> the problem that way.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> kook. heh
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
> >>>>>> make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
> >>>>>> space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
> >>>>>> launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
> >>>>>> I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
> >>>>>> reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> as what? a rat?
> >>>>
> >>>> A squid, obviously!
> >>>
> >>> why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
> >>
> >> Calamari is more appetizer than entree
> >
> > depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and its the
> > other way around.
>
> Yeah, if the squid is big enough, it makes the decision.
>
> Squid: "Hmmmm... should I have this human as an appetiser, entree or main
> meal?"
Where's Captain Nemo when you need him...
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