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Posted by Bitey on 09/27/05 08:20
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>>>contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence Poofter to
>>>>>>>NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account closed? On
>>>>>>what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop? I only report real
>>>>>>violations. You make shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>
>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you get for
>>>>> fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real" or not. you
>>>>> picked a fight, now their going to finish it. stop trying to justify
>>>>> your actions as proper and socially respectable simply because there
>>>>> are rules that say you can do such and such. telling your crack whore
>>>>> mom that shes a slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>
>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go right over his
>>>>head
>>>
>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>
>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>
>><tapping foot>
>
> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he even
> comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
Oh, well damn!
Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
After.. ?
Look at my Cheshire cat grin.
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