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Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/27/05 09:33
On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>>>>>>contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence Poofter to
>>>>>>>>>>NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account closed? On
>>>>>>>>>what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop? I only report real
>>>>>>>>>violations. You make shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you get for
>>>>>>>> fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real" or not. you
>>>>>>>> picked a fight, now their going to finish it. stop trying to justify
>>>>>>>> your actions as proper and socially respectable simply because there
>>>>>>>> are rules that say you can do such and such. telling your crack whore
>>>>>>>> mom that shes a slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go right over his
>>>>>>>head
>>>>>>
>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>
>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>
>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he even
>>>> comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>
>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>
>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>
>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>would like, though.
perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a faberge
egg format?
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dave hillstrom
i have an exploding butt.
the belgians are thieves.
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