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Posted by Bitey on 09/27/05 21:42
ThePsyko wrote this gem. Seriously... :
> On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> made their
> contribution to mankind by stating in
> news:pan.2005.09.27.17.55.04.955710@batcave.rafters:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:32:09 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:06:19 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>> <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made
>>>>>>>>>>their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>>>>>>>closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop?
>>>>>>>>>>>> I only report real violations. You make shit up. You fat
>>>>>>>>>>>>assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you
>>>>>>>>>>> get for fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real"
>>>>>>>>>>> or not. you picked a fight, now their going to finish it.
>>>>>>>>>>> stop trying to justify your actions as proper and socially
>>>>>>>>>>> respectable simply because there are rules that say you can
>>>>>>>>>>> do such and such. telling your crack whore mom that shes a
>>>>>>>>>>> slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>>>>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go
>>>>>>>>>>right over his head
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> me too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My foot is getting numb.
>>>>>
>>>>> <switches footsy play to other foot>
>>>>
>>>>This Little Piggy Went to Market, this..
>>>
>>> ...little piggy went to the virginia mountains...
>>
>> This little piggy lives in a shed,
>>
>
> this little piggy got head
>
> (hey, it rhymes.. wtf do you want from me? :)
bed, lead, dead, fed, lead, read, said, wed, retread..
Sheesh!
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