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Posted by Terrence Cooter on 09/28/05 03:41
In article <03h4c1d1mon6mcep17i7tdf1k7l2doqbat@4ax.com>,
usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
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>On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:17:44 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
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>>>>http://www.geocities.com/tryppee999/mhcindex.html
>>>>
>>>>If it wasn't on geocities, it would validate, I checked the file(s)
>>>>myself.
>
>>>...okay that's supposed to be like a joke, right? I mean that's not
>>>REALLY what you're offering up in this challenge, is it?
>>>
>>>o_O
>
>>You know what? I changed my mind.
>
>Had a little too much to drink, eh?
>
>>The calculator works perfect.
>
>It's code is as bloated and horribly inefficient as your single color
>bitmap background. Free cl00, kiddo, you could have save yer users 90
>KILOBYTES worth of loading time with this:
>
>bgcolor=#CDC6F7
>
>Think about it screwball, 15 characters vs 90 KILOBYTES worth of
>stupidity, which do you think is better? Stick to MS Frontpage, n00b
>job, yer no web designer/programmer...and you probably never will be
>either.
>
>>The popups work perfect.
>
>What's the matter, can't you integrate popup divs? There's no need to
>start loading pages in new windows, kiddo.
>
>>It's divided and then rejoined on the same page,
>>without a table layout.
>
>Well kudos to you, you've stepped up in the world, now for your next
>assignment go look up image compression and start
>reading...everything. In a year or so come back and show us an
>example of what you've learned. That's about how long it took me you
>know. I wasn't born some kind of a genius, I take learning to levels
>that pukes like you can't even fucking dream of comprehending. I WORK
>for my skills.
>
>>And for your information, dickweed, I made the background using artrage.
>
>What the fuck is that and why do I care? The bottom line is that you
>didn't NEED a graphic editor to make that piece of shit and even if
>you did need an image for a background common fucking sense 101 should
>have told you that a BITMAP file was the poorest choice imaginable.
>
>Hey, hey Noodle Head, wanna learn something? Right now, want me to
>teach you something? Pay attention.
>
>At your level of skill you should only be using two kinds of graphics,
>jpg and gif. Now these aren't just random letters that don't mean
>anything.
>
>If you have a photograph use jpg. If you have a drawing, or something
>that only has 255 colors or less, use gif.
>
>...that's elementary school info for ya there, but that's where you're
>at apparently. Now go look up GIF compression and study the
>differences in color reduction using Octree and Median Cut and find
>out which one is best suited for what.
>
>>I made the picture that you see in the pop up.
>
>Well, actually it looks like you just took a picture of yourself with
>a digital camera, cropped it and then saved it. *golf clap* Amazing,
>no really, my grandma can do that much too.
>
>>I USED YOUR OWN FUCKING POST AGAINST YOU IN YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS
>>CHALLENGE
>
>No, you really didn't. You only managed to meet the minimum
>qualifications by doing everything half assed and amateurish. It's
>like I told you to make 1,000 cars...and you did, but none of them
>runs. That's halfassed, Junior. I win, no contest. In your defense
>though I probably should have been more specific with the graphics, I
>meant using a GRAPHIC LAYOUT...not that it matters though, that's WAY
>beyond your current level.
>
>>And all the content can be gotten from one page even though I used more
>>than one page for it.
>
>...thank you for contradicting yourself.
>
>>See you fucking do that. Big picture. Bite me.
>
>...you really have no idea what you're up against, do you? Would you
>like to see my "work in progress"?
>
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/index.html *
>
>...heh...and that's only the basic design interface, by tomorrow
>evening I'll have finished integrating the liquid template and then by
>the day after I'll have finished designing and uploading all the
>content.
>
>*the clouds in IE need to be fixed, be sure and try moving the boxes
>around, click once to grab and then click once more to let go. I'm
>also thinking I'll modify the boxes so that the farther down you pull
>it the greater it's z-index will become, so it'll give it a more true
>3D space feel...I might also make it so that it increases in size as
>well.
>
>Tsch, tsch, tsch...you poor little fool, you're still struggling
>trying to make websites using bitmap images and half retarded code
>that you spaghetti bitched off someone infinitely better than you.
>You lose, bitch...don't like it. ^_^
Still giving out unhelpful advice, TestiClees? You fat homoerotic 'mo.
Why did you switch to Supernews? Did the sysops from your other
service toast your account?
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Terrence Cooter
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