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Posted by Pinku-Sensei on 10/01/05 09:01
Terrence Cooter wrote:
> Vote for these people tomorrow.
Oh, look, you bit the hook with the bait that says "Tinfoil Sombrero."
> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the MONTH Every month special recognition is given to
> someone whose Usenet Kookery is judged to have surpassed all others. This is
> the Kook of the Month Award (KotM), voted (somewhat informally) by the
> denizens of AUK.
I hace news for you--he's won this one already.
> Matthew Moulton: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD Given to those
> inspired, pioneering visionaries and their worthy inventions, institutions and
> prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it out, who KNOW The Answer, that would know
> how to use it to make for a better humanity....if only somebody would listen
> to them.
If Hatter ever proposed any crackpot science, I'd be very surprised.
He's far more likely to propose crackpot theology, but not take it
seriously. After all, his first name means "Ogre God" in a combination
of Japanese and Latin. He's also posted that he thinks he's 1) a
Conceptual and 2) a vampire.
> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the YEAR A just reward for the best KotM of the year.
I see your license is registered in Walla Walla, WA.
BTW, it's not January yet.
> Terrence Cooter: HAMMER of THOR Awarded on an as-needed basis for exceptional
> feats of LART strength.
Dream on, Flyboi.
> -- Lifetime Achievement --
>
> Kadaitcha Man: BOBO AWARD Given to they who rise above and beyond the call of
> net.looniness, the Bobo is reserved for those whose sheer quest at whatever it
> is they're pursuing knows Absolutely No Bounds, crossing the lines of legal
> dispute, losing everything in particular, even death. Several Bobo honorees
> are, in fact, deceased. Think of it as the Internet's version of the Darwin
> Award.
Death wish for K-man. See below.
> PJR: BUSTED URINAL AWARD The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on the
> Internet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you
> could say.
Attack the guy who counts the votes--that's always a winning strategy.
> Matthew Moulton: UNABOMBER SURPRISE A fitting presentation to those most
> gifted with the Long Wind, they who have the unique talent of saying in a
> million words that which could have been said in one.
Free clue--he's won this one, too.
> ThePsyko: BOLO BULLIS "FOAM DUCK" PRIZE The spoonerism for "dumb fuck", for
> those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker factory will ever make.
> Given in form of reversed reverse-acclamation.
>
> BUZZARD: TAR & FEATHERS Reserved solely for the Terminally Clueless on the
> net, those most highly incorrigible past all hope crusaders who in another
> time and reality would've been tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on
> a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out. Over a canyon.
Reading too much into nyms, I see.
> -- Samaritan Awards --
>
> Terrence Cooter: GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD Not counted as a Kook
> award, but given to whoever shows the greatest helpfulness towards Usenet in
> any given lifetime.
>
> Terrence Cooter: JIM NITCHALS "INTERNET SAMARITAN" AWARD The netwide version
> of the Spaffie, named in memory of the man who showed the civilized side of\
> spamfighting.
Wow. Delusional much?
> -- Memorial Awards --
>
> Kadaitcha Man: EARL GORDON CURLEY MEMORIAL AWARD Commonly referred to as the
> Curley Award, it is used to commemorate those most emulative of Earl Curley, a
> substance-abusing incoherent crook with delusions of godhead with a penchant
> for censoring all possible opposing viewpoints notwithstanding the highly
> strange ones he himself held. This once proud KotM alumnus mastered in the art
> of sock puppetry, participated in mildly amusing but mostly painful websites
> and had an unerring ability towards self-destructive behavior to get back at
> his opponents. It is called Curley's MEMORIAL Award because he is quite
> literally very Dead, the end result of his exhilarting rise in net.kookery.
> Or, as the newsmedia put it simply, "died suddenly". As the only one who's
> gone this far above and beyond the call of net.kookery, he deserves an award
> in his honor, for aspiring net.loons everywhere.
More death wish for Kadaitcha Man--not smart. His name is that of a
magician and master of revenge, so I'm sure he'll have some very
special net.sorcery for you.
> Sean Monaghan: GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD Given to those
> brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic cause despite all
> odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own superpower in their midst
> and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free world scenario.
I think you're reading too much into names again.
> Matthew Moulton: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL Named after the famed South
> Park boy wonder, this medal is given to they who lose 5 or more Internet
> accounts as a result of their net.kookery, but keep coming back for more, to
> be killed off again and again and again.
Believe it or not, Flyboi, you might have hit on something there. He's
lost at least five accounts at animemusicvideos.org because of trolling
and smarting off to the moderators. Unfortunately, I've never seen
webforum accounts count as accounts for the Kenny McCormick. Also,
documentation may be difficult to come by.
> Woodchuck Bill: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY For that which does the
> greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month.
>
> Matthew Moulton: DOUGLAS E. MACKALL MEMORIAL MACE Named for the dearly
> departed denizen of AUK whose vision of net.loon-free Usenet posting freedom
> helped make AUK the place it is today. Given to that which has proven itself
> most worthy of being ignored by every ISP abuse department on the face of the
> net.
I wonder if that award can be brought out of retirement and given to
you?
Where did you dredge up this lits of awards--LART.com? Martin
Hannigan? It's OLD!
> The anal pineapple was not on the list, but that nomination goes to Pinku
> Sensei.
*ding*
This lits is approved!
--
Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
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