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Posted by Sean Monaghan on 10/01/05 14:50
Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
> Terrence Cooter wrote:
> > Vote for these people tomorrow.
>
> Oh, look, you bit the hook with the bait that says "Tinfoil Sombrero."
>
> > Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the MONTH Every month special recognition
> > is given to someone whose Usenet Kookery is judged to have
> > surpassed all others. This is the Kook of the Month Award (KotM),
> > voted (somewhat informally) by the denizens of AUK.
>
> I hace news for you--he's won this one already.
>
> > Matthew Moulton: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> > Given to those inspired, pioneering visionaries and their worthy
> > inventions, institutions and prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it
> > out, who KNOW The Answer, that would know how to use it to make for
> > a better humanity....if only somebody would listen to them.
>
> If Hatter ever proposed any crackpot science, I'd be very surprised.
> He's far more likely to propose crackpot theology, but not take it
> seriously. After all, his first name means "Ogre God" in a
> combination of Japanese and Latin. He's also posted that he thinks
> he's 1) a Conceptual and 2) a vampire.
>
> > Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the YEAR A just reward for the best KotM
> > of the year.
>
> I see your license is registered in Walla Walla, WA.
>
> BTW, it's not January yet.
>
> > Terrence Cooter: HAMMER of THOR Awarded on an as-needed basis for
> > exceptional feats of LART strength.
>
> Dream on, Flyboi.
>
> > -- Lifetime Achievement --
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man: BOBO AWARD Given to they who rise above and beyond
> > the call of net.looniness, the Bobo is reserved for those whose
> > sheer quest at whatever it is they're pursuing knows Absolutely No
> > Bounds, crossing the lines of legal dispute, losing everything in
> > particular, even death. Several Bobo honorees are, in fact,
> > deceased. Think of it as the Internet's version of the Darwin Award.
>
> Death wish for K-man. See below.
>
> > PJR: BUSTED URINAL AWARD The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on
> > the Internet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted
> > urinal, you could say.
>
> Attack the guy who counts the votes--that's always a winning strategy.
>
> > Matthew Moulton: UNABOMBER SURPRISE A fitting presentation to those
> > most gifted with the Long Wind, they who have the unique talent of
> > saying in a million words that which could have been said in one.
>
> Free clue--he's won this one, too.
>
> > ThePsyko: BOLO BULLIS "FOAM DUCK" PRIZE The spoonerism for "dumb
> > fuck", for those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker
> > factory will ever make. Given in form of reversed
> > reverse-acclamation.
> >
> > BUZZARD: TAR & FEATHERS Reserved solely for the Terminally Clueless
> > on the net, those most highly incorrigible past all hope crusaders
> > who in another time and reality would've been tarred and feathered
> > and ridden out of town on a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out.
> > Over a canyon.
>
> Reading too much into nyms, I see.
>
> > -- Samaritan Awards --
> >
> > Terrence Cooter: GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD Not counted
> > as a Kook award, but given to whoever shows the greatest
> > helpfulness towards Usenet in any given lifetime.
> >
> > Terrence Cooter: JIM NITCHALS "INTERNET SAMARITAN" AWARD The
> > netwide version of the Spaffie, named in memory of the man who
> > showed the civilized side of\ spamfighting.
>
> Wow. Delusional much?
>
> > -- Memorial Awards --
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man: EARL GORDON CURLEY MEMORIAL AWARD Commonly referred
> > to as the Curley Award, it is used to commemorate those most
> > emulative of Earl Curley, a substance-abusing incoherent crook with
> > delusions of godhead with a penchant for censoring all possible
> > opposing viewpoints notwithstanding the highly strange ones he
> > himself held. This once proud KotM alumnus mastered in the art of
> > sock puppetry, participated in mildly amusing but mostly painful
> > websites and had an unerring ability towards self-destructive
> > behavior to get back at his opponents. It is called Curley's
> > MEMORIAL Award because he is quite literally very Dead, the end
> > result of his exhilarting rise in net.kookery. Or, as the
> > newsmedia put it simply, "died suddenly". As the only one who's
> > gone this far above and beyond the call of net.kookery, he deserves
> > an award in his honor, for aspiring net.loons everywhere.
>
> More death wish for Kadaitcha Man--not smart. His name is that of a
> magician and master of revenge, so I'm sure he'll have some very
> special net.sorcery for you.
>
> > Sean Monaghan: GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD Given to
> > those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic
> > cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their
> > own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
> > Kook-free world scenario.
>
> I think you're reading too much into names again.
Waddya know - an embedded Irish-drunk lame in the revenge nomination.
<g>
> > Matthew Moulton: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL Named after the
> > famed South Park boy wonder, this medal is given to they who lose 5
> > or more Internet accounts as a result of their net.kookery, but
> > keep coming back for more, to be killed off again and again and
> > again.
>
> Believe it or not, Flyboi, you might have hit on something there.
> He's lost at least five accounts at animemusicvideos.org because of
> trolling and smarting off to the moderators. Unfortunately, I've
> never seen webforum accounts count as accounts for the Kenny
> McCormick. Also, documentation may be difficult to come by.
>
> > Woodchuck Bill: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY For that which does
> > the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month.
> >
> > Matthew Moulton: DOUGLAS E. MACKALL MEMORIAL MACE Named for the
> > dearly departed denizen of AUK whose vision of net.loon-free Usenet
> > posting freedom helped make AUK the place it is today. Given to
> > that which has proven itself most worthy of being ignored by every
> > ISP abuse department on the face of the net.
>
> I wonder if that award can be brought out of retirement and given to
> you?
>
> Where did you dredge up this lits of awards--LART.com? Martin
> Hannigan? It's OLD!
>
> > The anal pineapple was not on the list, but that nomination goes to
> > Pinku Sensei.
>
> ding
>
> This lits is approved!
This lits is approved!
--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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