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Posted by GeekBoy on 10/01/05 20:51
"Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:xn0e7ytm33hw6o005@kookology.info...
> [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
>
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> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
>> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>> Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
>> next time the candidate might be you.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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>> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
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>> Brad Guth
>> Fly Cooter
>> neither of the above
>>
Cooter
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>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
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>> alt.astronomy saucerheads
>> Fly Cooter
>> Nunya Bidness
>> none of the above
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>>
Cooter
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Don Ocean
>> Fly Cooter
>> NunYa Bidness
>> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
>> none of the above
>>
>>
Cooter
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>
YES
>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> nightbat
>> Twonky
>> neither of the above
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>>
Twonky
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>> none of the above
>>
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
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>> Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
>> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>> NunYa Bidness
>> Warhol
>> none of the above
>>
>>
Whorehol
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>>
YES
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>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> David Tholen
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YES
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>> TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
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>> Fly Cooter
>>
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YES
>> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Uni
>>
>>
YES
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>>
>>
YES
>> PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>>
YES
>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>>
YES
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Colonel Jake
>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>> neither of the above
>>
>>
JAKE
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Dore Williamson
>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>> neither of the above
>>
>>
LIGHTWING
>> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Alan Connor
>> Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
>> Moris, alias superglue
>> Uni
>> none of the above
>>
>>
COOT AND FATTER
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>> Vito Kuhn & fam.*
>> neither of the above
>>
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gerald Newton
>> nightbat
>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> none of the above
>>
NIGHTBAT
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
>> Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> Uni, trained by Aratzio
>> none of the above
>>
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>
>> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
>> Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
>> Gerald Newton
>> Kenneth R Pangborn
>>
>>
LYSAGHT
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
>> Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
>> Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
>> none of the above
>>
CHIMPCHITA & FRED
>> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Archie Leach
>>
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Art Deco
>>
NO
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>
>> Bob Officer
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>>
YES
>>
>> --
>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>
>
>
> --
> Sean Monaghan
> http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
> AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
> PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
>
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