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Posted by Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin on 10/02/05 00:05
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 09:48:44 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:
>On 01 Oct 2005 16:34:56 GMT, ThePsyko <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Terrence Cooter
>><fly_cooter_@example.localhost> made their contribution to mankind by
>>stating in news:433e16fd@usenet.zapto.org:
>>
>>> Vote for these people tomorrow.
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the MONTH Every month special recognition is
>>> given to someone whose Usenet Kookery is judged to have surpassed all
>>> others. This is the Kook of the Month Award (KotM), voted (somewhat
>>> informally) by the denizens of AUK.
>>>
>>> WFB/TJ: CLUELESS NEWBIE of the MONTH Similar to KotM, but reserved
>>> only for the most highly clueless and incorrigible newbies of Usenet.
>>> The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is pretty much the same sort
>>> of thing as the KotM, but honors spectacular cluelessness on Usenet
>>> rather than Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not a strict
>>> requirement for eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being
>>> recognized needs to be of the sort typical of newbies. If someone has
>>> been on the net for some time and still acts like a newbie, they're
>>> eligible.
>>>
>>> Dave Hillstrom: COWARD of the MONTH Goes to the biggest yellow bastard
>>> of the month on Usenet. The CotM has aslo been known as the "Brad
>>> Jesness" award.
>>>
>>> Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy net.kooks on
>>> the face of Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable
>>> merit; if you are unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the
>>> face of the earth, you are eligible for this award.
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD Given
>>> to those inspired, pioneering visionaries and their worthy inventions,
>>> institutions and prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it out, who KNOW
>>> The Answer, that would know how to use it to make for a better
>>> humanity....if only somebody would listen to them.
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the YEAR A just reward for the best KotM of
>>> the year.
>>>
>>> -- Internet Awards --
>>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man: LOONEY MAROON AWARD For the greatest net.loon of the
>>> month, including but not limited to KotM candidates. Formerly given by
>>> reverse-acclaim, executive designation and outright acclamation, now
>>> reserved solely for the wild whims of the AUK populace. This award is
>>> generally given to the least comprehensible candidates.
>>>
>>> Spanky the Thunder Chicken: PALMJOB PADDLE Named for the most-spanked
>>> person in the history of the Internet, Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer,
>>> aka "Palmjob"). The self-styled Flame Giant, who has never won a
>>> single flamewar in his existence. This award is given to the person
>>> who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a given month, be it by
>>> their opponents or even their own hand.
>>>
>>> Terrence Cooter: HAMMER of THOR Awarded on an as-needed basis for
>>> exceptional feats of LART strength.
>>>
>>> -- Lifetime Achievement --
>>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man: BOBO AWARD Given to they who rise above and beyond the
>>> call of net.looniness, the Bobo is reserved for those whose sheer
>>> quest at whatever it is they're pursuing knows Absolutely No Bounds,
>>> crossing the lines of legal dispute, losing everything in particular,
>>> even death. Several Bobo honorees are, in fact, deceased. Think of it
>>> as the Internet's version of the Darwin Award.
>>>
>>> PJR: BUSTED URINAL AWARD The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on the
>>> Internet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal,
>>> you could say.
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton: UNABOMBER SURPRISE A fitting presentation to those
>>> most gifted with the Long Wind, they who have the unique talent of
>>> saying in a million words that which could have been said in one.
>>>
>>> ThePsyko: BOLO BULLIS "FOAM DUCK" PRIZE The spoonerism for "dumb
>>> fuck", for those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker
>>> factory will ever make. Given in form of reversed reverse-acclamation.
>>>
>>> BUZZARD: TAR & FEATHERS Reserved solely for the Terminally Clueless on
>>> the net, those most highly incorrigible past all hope crusaders who in
>>> another time and reality would've been tarred and feathered and ridden
>>> out of town on a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out. Over a
>>> canyon.
>>>
>>> -- Samaritan Awards --
>>>
>>> Terrence Cooter: GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD Not counted as
>>> a Kook award, but given to whoever shows the greatest helpfulness
>>> towards Usenet in any given lifetime.
>>>
>>> Terrence Cooter: JIM NITCHALS "INTERNET SAMARITAN" AWARD The netwide
>>> version of the Spaffie, named in memory of the man who showed the
>>> civilized side of\ spamfighting.
>>>
>>> -- Memorial Awards --
>>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man: EARL GORDON CURLEY MEMORIAL AWARD Commonly referred to
>>> as the Curley Award, it is used to commemorate those most emulative of
>>> Earl Curley, a substance-abusing incoherent crook with delusions of
>>> godhead with a penchant for censoring all possible opposing viewpoints
>>> notwithstanding the highly strange ones he himself held. This once
>>> proud KotM alumnus mastered in the art of sock puppetry, participated
>>> in mildly amusing but mostly painful websites and had an unerring
>>> ability towards self-destructive behavior to get back at his
>>> opponents. It is called Curley's MEMORIAL Award because he is quite
>>> literally very Dead, the end result of his exhilarting rise in
>>> net.kookery. Or, as the newsmedia put it simply, "died suddenly". As
>>> the only one who's gone this far above and beyond the call of
>>> net.kookery, he deserves an award in his honor, for aspiring net.loons
>>> everywhere.
>>>
>>> Sean Monaghan: GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD Given to
>>> those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic cause
>>> despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own
>>> superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free
>>> world scenario.
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL Named after the famed
>>> South Park boy wonder, this medal is given to they who lose 5 or more
>>> Internet accounts as a result of their net.kookery, but keep coming
>>> back for more, to be killed off again and again and again.
>>>
>>> Woodchuck Bill: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY For that which does the
>>> greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month.
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton: DOUGLAS E. MACKALL MEMORIAL MACE Named for the dearly
>>> departed denizen of AUK whose vision of net.loon-free Usenet posting
>>> freedom helped make AUK the place it is today. Given to that which has
>>> proven itself most worthy of being ignored by every ISP abuse
>>> department on the face of the net.
>>>
>>> The anal pineapple was not on the list, but that nomination goes to
>>> Pinku Sensei.
>>>
>>
>>My name is ThePsyko and I approve of this psot.
>
>What did I just say?
If I ain't on the lits, I'm with you on this one
ratman...
:-)
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