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Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 07:16
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>
>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>
>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
>>> left.
>>
>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>
>You don't need a mind for that.
>
><prepares trepanning hooks>
Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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