|
|
Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/02/05 07:32
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:29:39 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:20:30 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:58 -0700,
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>
>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>>>blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
>>>>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>>>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
>>>>>> left.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>
>>>>You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>
>>>><prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>
>>>Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>
>>i have a sabre saw, a reciprocating saw, a circular saw, and a chainsaw.
>>take your pick. id recommend the small angle grinder, though.
>
>My chainsaw is bigger.
>Stihl 090av with a 6 foot bar.
you lie like a rug, boi. 6 foot bar. hah!
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
Navigation:
[Reply to this message]
|