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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 10/02/05 08:14
Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless jizz-mopper, and
administrative worker, peeped:
> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>
>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous mechanic,
>> and well digger, affirmed:
>>
>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>>> blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still
>>>>>> cyst, and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without a minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has
>>>>>> already left.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>
>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>
>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>
>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>
>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient Egyptians.
>> Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws, trephines and hammers.
>> I distract your attention with my right hand and shove the
>> trepanning hook up your nostril with the left, give it a quick
>> half-twist and pull it back out; with your unravelling brain
>> attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your deepest thoughts and
>> secrets.
>
> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts can still be
shallow.
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