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Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 08:46
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:39:02 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:
>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:29:34 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:19:20 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:19:07 -0700,
>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>
>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:07:31 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:04:25 -0700,
>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>
>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:55:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Feet?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>>>>>>>>things to which you could have alluded.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
>>>>>>>parents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow, since they are younger (the sisters) I should be famous and be
>>>>>>making millions being a poster child for the mental anguish of men who
>>>>>>are the sons of their younger sisters.
>>>>>
>>>>>well, it could have been a 1st cousin or dads sister, too. mheh. <smep>
>>>>
>>>>Damn, here I was hoping to be an overnight sensation. I would have
>>>>needed a manager and you as the person who discovered me would have
>>>>been high on the list. But now you blew it. No money coming in. No job
>>>>prospects. Nothing. You have ruined my life and I will have to hunt
>>>>you down and have my cat use that raspy tongue it has to slowly flay
>>>>every piece of skin off your worthless body.
>>>
>>>you just want to watch me being licked. admit it!
>>
>>flayed, sir, flayed.
>
>can i wear a second skin suit, please?
Planning to use a specific skin?
>
>>><tickle>
>>
>><pee>
>
><points>
><giggles>
"A 6 foot bar"
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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