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Posted by The One True Rusty on 10/02/05 18:21
"Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:dhnqlm$cjs$0@pita.alt.net...
>
> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
> message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>> Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear
>> me. Is there anyone at home?
>>
>> : [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
>> :
>> :
>> : Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>> :
>> :: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
>> :: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> :: burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>> :: Wrangler's discretion if:
>> ::
>> :: * you are a notorious net.kook
>> :: * you attempt to vote twice
>> :: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> :: * you vote for or against yourself
>> :: * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> :: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
>> :: AUK
>> :: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> :: * you have officially been declared non-existent
>> ::
>> :: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> :: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
>> :: next time the candidate might be you.
>> ::
>> :: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>> :: -
>> ::
>> :: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Brad Guth
>> :: Fly Cooter
>> :: neither of the above
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>>
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: alt.astronomy saucerheads
>> :: Fly Cooter
>> :: Nunya Bidness
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Don Ocean
>> :: Fly Cooter
>> :: NunYa Bidness
>> :: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> Fly Cooter
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Sylvia Sullivan
>>
>> yes
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: nightbat
>> :: Twonky
>> :: neither of the above
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>> :: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> :: Sylvia Sullivan
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> Sylvia
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
>> :: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>> :: NunYa Bidness
>> :: Warhol
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> Nunya
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Gerald Newton
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: David Tholen
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Fly Cooter
>>
>> yes
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Uni
>>
>> yes
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Fly Cooter
>>
>> yes
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Fly Cooter
>>
>> yes
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Gerald Newton
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Colonel Jake
>> :: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>> :: neither of the above
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Dore Williamson
>> :: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>> :: neither of the above
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Alan Connor
>> :: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
>> :: Moris, alias superglue
>> :: Uni
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> unitard
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Gerald Newton
>> :: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
>> :: neither of the above
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Gerald Newton
>> :: nightbat
>> :: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> :: none of the above
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
>> :: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> :: Uni, trained by Aratzio
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> unitard
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
>> :: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
>> :: Sylvia Sullivan
>>
>> john bunt
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
>> :: Gerald Newton
>> :: Kenneth R Pangborn
>>
>> chuckles
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>> ::
>> :: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
>> :: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
>> :: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
>> :: none of the above
>>
>> gary
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Archie Leach
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Art Deco
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>> ::
>> :: Bob Officer
>> ::
>> ::
>> ::
>> :: --
>> :: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> :: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>
>> --
>> Steve Leyland
>> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
>> flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
>> em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
>> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
>>
>> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
>
> fuck meow army.
>
I wouldn't....you have no idea where they've been.
--
Rusty
www.rbwaters.com
eBay ID: huskydustyrusty
Usenet Awards Won:
Darth Bawl (shared office with Lurker Below
Tar & Feathers
Kook Kard Deck Seven of Clubs
Golden Killfile, August 2003
Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 2004
Kook of the Month, July 2004
Palmjob Paddle, August 2004
Palmjob Paddle, November 2004
Palmjob Paddle, December 2004
Coward of the Month, December 2004
Nominations:
Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
Ministry of Circle Jerks (several times nominated)
Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
Office of Village Idiot
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