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Posted by Aratzio on 10/03/05 06:10
On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:28:52 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the off-key, shit-brained arselicker,
>and dealer in dead animals, bemoaned:
>
>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:51:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the haggard, retarded
>>> malt-worm, and keeper of starlings, puffed:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the stupendous, insectivorous
>>>>> clotpole, and choir master, tooted:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed,
>>>>>>> self-produced habitual criminal, and cash and credit card clerk,
>>>>>>> produced:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way
>>>>>>>>> ape crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
>>>>>>>>>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stock-still cyst, and person who collects skins from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and taxidermist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight tampon, and gatherer of heather for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ossiferous, inchoative piece of dog excrement,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and person who cuts and polishes coprolites for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercenary and gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> times in a single lits o' haet. You must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> state with vehemence that no list posted in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AUK is complete without a minimum of one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not do what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has already left.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egyptians. Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> trephines and hammers. I distract your attention with my
>>>>>>>>>>>>> right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your nostril
>>>>>>>>>>>>> with the left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it back
>>>>>>>>>>>>> out; with your unravelling brain attached. Then everyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>> starts laughing at your deepest thoughts and secrets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts
>>>>>>>>>>> can still be shallow.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some
>>>>>>>>>> of them bastards out.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *boggles*
>>>>>>>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything other?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thread dropping cowardce?
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I needed to piss.
>>>>
>>>> That took a while.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
>>>>>>>> 60's/70's...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So you don't trust a fart then?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type
>>>>>> until my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good
>>>>>> style for me.
>>>>>
>>>>> What about all the other tawdry accoutrements? Earrings, bangles,
>>>>> makeup?
>>>>
>>>> Only the latter and it had to be subdued.
>>>
>>> I bet you looked real sweet, too.
>>
>> Hrmm, I do believe that would be the first time anyone ever used that
>> term in reference to me.
>
>Does that get you a UV point?
No, but it does make me worry for your sanity.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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