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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/03/05 08:42
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:dho1k7$dib$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> Hello Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger, Is there anybody in there?
> Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
>
> : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
> : in message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> :: Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
> :: hear me. Is there anyone at home?
> ::
> ::: [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
> :::
> :::
> ::: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> :::
> :::: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> :::: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified,
> :::: mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at
> :::: the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
> ::::
> :::: * you are a notorious net.kook
> :::: * you attempt to vote twice
> :::: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> :::: * you vote for or against yourself
> :::: * you vote in a thread other than this one
> :::: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> :::: AUK
> :::: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> :::: * you have officially been declared non-existent
> ::::
> :::: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> :::: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote
> :::: wisely; next time the candidate might be you.
> ::::
> :::: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> :::: - - -
> ::::
> :::: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Brad Guth
> :::: Fly Cooter
> :::: neither of the above
> ::
> :: Fly Cooter
> ::
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: alt.astronomy saucerheads
> :::: Fly Cooter
> :::: Nunya Bidness
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: Fly Cooter
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Don Ocean
> :::: Fly Cooter
> :::: NunYa Bidness
> :::: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: Fly Cooter
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Sylvia Sullivan
> ::
> :: yes
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: nightbat
> :::: Twonky
> :::: neither of the above
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> :::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> :::: Sylvia Sullivan
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: Sylvia
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> :::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> :::: NunYa Bidness
> :::: Warhol
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: Nunya
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Gerald Newton
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: David Tholen
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Fly Cooter
> ::
> :: yes
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Uni
> ::
> :: yes
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Fly Cooter
> ::
> :: yes
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Fly Cooter
> ::
> :: yes
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Gerald Newton
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Colonel Jake
> :::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> :::: neither of the above
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Dore Williamson
> :::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> :::: neither of the above
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Alan Connor
> :::: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> :::: Moris, alias superglue
> :::: Uni
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: unitard
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Gerald Newton
> :::: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> :::: neither of the above
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Gerald Newton
> :::: nightbat
> :::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> :::: none of the above
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> :::: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> :::: Uni, trained by Aratzio
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: unitard
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> :::: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> :::: Sylvia Sullivan
> ::
> :: john bunt
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> :::: Gerald Newton
> :::: Kenneth R Pangborn
> ::
> :: chuckles
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> ::::
> :::: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> :::: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> :::: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> :::: none of the above
> ::
> :: gary
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Archie Leach
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Art Deco
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> ::::
> :::: Bob Officer
> ::::
> ::::
> ::::
> :::: --
> :::: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> :::: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
> ::
> :: --
> :: Steve Leyland
> :: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> :: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> :: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> :: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
> :: http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
> ::
> :: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
> :
> : fuck meow army.
>
> I am now forced to ponder how I can possibly reply to such a well
> thought out and excellently composed critique of my signature file.
> an intellectual and sharp wit like yourself is clearly not one to be
> trifled with.
Sometimes the less is more. Really, went it comes to the kook award thread,
all it needed is a simple statement. Spending too much energy would be not
efficient.
> competing with such mastery of the english language is going to be very
> difficult for me to accomplish without seeming unworthy.
you don't have to compete with anyone. if you were creative and thoughful, I
would have learned something from you.
> I can but hope in my wildest dreams that one fine day you will agree to
> be my mentor and teach me something of the wisdom you so clearly
> possess.
Ok, today, I will teach you something - focus to an issue and don't be
playing with questions that don't matter. The issue that matters here is to
undermine the m3ow army.
>
> :
> ::
> :: Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
> ::
> ======================================================================
> :: "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are
> :: the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried
> :: unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best
> :: medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see,
> :: they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than
> :: that, they have nothing."
> ::
> :: JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
> ::
> ======================================================================
> :: "Warning to all:
> :: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> :: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> :: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
> ::
> :: Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
> ::
> ======================================================================
> :: "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> :: post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> :: Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> :: dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
> :: flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
> :: hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
> :: buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive,
> :: mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important,
> :: arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a
> :: despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing
> :: his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green
> :: rivulets."
> ::
> :: Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> ::
> ======================================================================
> :: "I went to the Garden of Love,
> :: And saw what I never had seen;
> :: A Chapel was built in the midst,
> :: Where I used to play on the green.
> ::
> :: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> :: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> :: So I turned to the Garden of Love
> :: That so many sweet flowers bore.
> ::
> :: And I saw it was filled with graves,
> :: And tombstones where flowers should be;
> :: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> :: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
> ::
> :: William Blake.
> ::
> ======================================================================
> :: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
> :: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> :: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
> :: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
> ::
> :: Native American prophecy
> ::
> ::
> :: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> :: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> :: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
> :: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> :: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
> :: (,_..----''' (,..--''
> ::
> :: Meow
>
> --
> Steve Leyland
> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
> http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
>
> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
>
> You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong. - Ralph Waldo
> Emerson
> ======================================================================
> "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
> lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
> the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
> ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
> is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
>
> JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "Warning to all:
> Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
>
> Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
> ======================================================================
> "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
> obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
> flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
> physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
> masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
> POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
> for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
> slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
>
> Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "I went to the Garden of Love,
> And saw what I never had seen;
> A Chapel was built in the midst,
> Where I used to play on the green.
>
> And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> So I turned to the Garden of Love
> That so many sweet flowers bore.
>
> And I saw it was filled with graves,
> And tombstones where flowers should be;
> And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> And binding with briars my joys and desires."
>
> William Blake.
> ======================================================================
> "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
> people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
> Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
>
> Native American prophecy
>
>
> |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
> '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
> (,_..----''' (,..--''
>
> Meow
>
>
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