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Posted by Aratzio on 10/03/05 17:01
On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:05:58 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> transparently proposed:
>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gormless, pigheaded rodent, and
>church officer who attends the magistrates and justices at court for the
>purpose of bribery, trivialised:
>
>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:28:52 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the off-key, shit-brained
>>> arselicker, and dealer in dead animals, bemoaned:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:51:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the haggard, retarded
>>>>> malt-worm, and keeper of starlings, puffed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the stupendous,
>>>>>>> insectivorous clotpole, and choir master, tooted:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed,
>>>>>>>>> self-produced habitual criminal, and cash and credit card
>>>>>>>>> clerk, produced:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way
>>>>>>>>>>> ape crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
>>>>>>>>>>>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stock-still cyst, and person who collects skins from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and taxidermist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shameless, guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gnomic, overweight tampon, and gatherer of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ossiferous, inchoative piece of dog
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their contribution to mankind by stating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercenary and gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three times in a single lits o' haet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> state with vehemence that no list posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why not do what Cootertard did and make your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mind has already left.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egyptians. Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trephines and hammers. I distract your attention with my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your nostril
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with the left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back out; with your unravelling brain attached. Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone starts laughing at your deepest thoughts and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secrets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest
>>>>>>>>>>>>> thoughts can still be shallow.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some
>>>>>>>>>>>> of them bastards out.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *boggles*
>>>>>>>>>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything
>>>>>>>>>> other?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Thread dropping cowardce?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. I needed to piss.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That took a while.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
>>>>>>>>>> 60's/70's...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So you don't trust a fart then?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type
>>>>>>>> until my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good
>>>>>>>> style for me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What about all the other tawdry accoutrements? Earrings, bangles,
>>>>>>> makeup?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only the latter and it had to be subdued.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet you looked real sweet, too.
>>>>
>>>> Hrmm, I do believe that would be the first time anyone ever used
>>>> that term in reference to me.
>>>
>>> Does that get you a UV point?
>>
>> No, but it does make me worry for your sanity.
>
>Why, thank you. You're very kind. I don't give a shit what I write on usenet
>myself.
*Looks back over thread*
I do believe there might be more than one person not caring.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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