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Posted by Phoenix on 10/09/05 06:20
In article <43482728@usenet.zapto.org>,
Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> wrote:
> These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards.
At least one, at any rate. In certified recognition of your pitiful
attempt to impersonate a Vote Wrangler, you are hereby duly awarded the
TINFOIL SOMBRERO for outstanding pathetic fsckwittedness.
Congratulations!!
> All of these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of the
> votes are invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
Well that's a new twist on FNVW impersonation. Getting originality
points shows a bright future for you.
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is:
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> Matthew Moulton
He can't win more than once, dimwit.
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
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> The winner is
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> WFB/TJ
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> COWARD OF THE MONTH
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> The winner is:
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> Dave Hillstrom
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> GOLDEN KILLFILE
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> The winner is:
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> Sycho
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> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
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> Matthew Moulton
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> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
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> The winner is:
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> Matthew Moulton
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> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
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> The winner is:
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> PJR
He can't win, period.
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
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> The winner is:
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> The Psyko
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> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
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> The winner is:
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> Matthew Moulton
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> TAR & FEATHERS
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> The winner is:
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> Buzzard
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> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
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> The winner is:
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> Matthew Moulton
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> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
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> The winner is:
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> Woodchuck Bill
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> PALMJOB PADDLE
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> The winner is:
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> Spanky the Thunder Chicken
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> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
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> The winner is:
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> Kadaitcha Man
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> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
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> The winner is:
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> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
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> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
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> The winner is:
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> Jack Gillen
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> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
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> The winner is:
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> Pinku-Sensei
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> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
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> The winner is:
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> Dr. Flonkenstein
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> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
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> The winner is:
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> John Henry
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> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
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> The winner is:
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> Kadaitcha Man
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> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
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> The winner is:
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> Perfect Reign
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> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
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> The winner is:
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> Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
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> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winner is:
>
> Terrence Cooter
Sorry, your decree is hereby DISQUALIFIED for lack of intelligence. You
didn't even include me in it, indicating you're incompetent at even
being a FNVW impersonator, which means you should forthwith be nominated
for Village Idiot for October. Good fscking Bob.
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