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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 10/22/05 09:30
In article <djclt5$rnt$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1dc394fe9115ae7c989a23@news.alt.net...
> > In article <djcjbj$der$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> > >
> > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1dc22dec94759ba0989a0d@news.alt.net...
> > > > In article <1c4inebgmnkl2$.2eusnv0srqsb.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> said
> > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > >
> > > > > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:58:45 -0500, in
> > > > > <news:MPG.1dc2236ffa50d652989a06@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson
> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > In article <1ljnmmf2fwxsn.vxvfmlrcxf6o.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
> I
> > > said
> > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:17:32 -0500, in
> > > > > >> <news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson
> > > wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>> In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o
> the
> > > > > >>> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and I
> > > said
> > > > > >>> "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > > > > >>>> <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> Jefferson
> > > wrote:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin
> > > Crawdaddin
> > > > > >>>>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > > >>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>In article <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
> Rev
> > > Turd
> > > > > >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> said
> > > "Oh
> > > > > >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > > >>>>>>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>In article
> <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
> > > Rev Turd
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and I
> > > said "Oh
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article
> > > <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> grill,
> > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> grill,
> > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > > grill, and I said "Oh
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles
> > > Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> "Oh
> > > Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> said
> > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>,
> Fly
> > > Cooter took the
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> said
> > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such
> an
> > > asshole. And he lives
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like Crocodile
> > > Dundee! He probably
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for beer,
> > > mate. HA HA HA HA HA!
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man,
> Matty.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to use
> > > coherent sentences anytime
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or
> gravy?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with flies?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your
> protein
> > > juicy (as in steak
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a
> fried
> > > salty football.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome, natures
> > > most perfect food.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>:-p
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and tequila,
> > > pork rinds,
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb beer
> and
> > > tequila
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > >>>>>>>> > Yeah,
> > > > > >>>>>>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> > :-)
> > > > > >>>>>>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds
> <that
> > > even made
> > > > > >>>>>>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> Hey,
> > > > > >>>>>> What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > > >>>>>> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and
> > > better for
> > > > > >>>>> you.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > > >>>>>> anyway...
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty,
> > > football.
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind. ooh
> > > rah!!
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like that's
> an
> > > > > >>> improvement.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> thems good eatin, sho nuff.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This is all lies. I refuse to hear any more about this.
> > > > >
> > > > > you cant handle the truth.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > I can't handle pork rinds.
> > >
> > > But you love Wendy's frost very much?
> >
> > Don't be dissin' frosties. Those are yummy.
>
> I knew it!!! But those "yummy" frosties are made of lard, retard.
Um, no. Frosties are ice cream.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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