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Posted by <yyyiiinnnggg on 10/22/05 09:33
"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dc3960fae8a508d989a25@news.alt.net...
> In article <djckao$iss$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> >
> > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net...
> > > In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said
> > > "Oh Wow"...
> > >
> > > > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > > > <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson
wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin
> > Crawdaddin
> > > > > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > > >
> > > > >> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>In article <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>, Rev
Turd
> > > > >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > > > >>>Wow"...
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > >>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > >>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>
> > > > >>>> >>>In article <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
Rev
> > Turd
> > > > >>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said
> > "Oh
> > > > >>>> >>>Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > >>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>In article
<7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>,
> > Rev Turd
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and I
> > said "Oh
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and
> > I said "Oh
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on the
grill,
> > and I said "Oh
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles
Jefferson
> > wrote:
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > wrote in message
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
<silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > wrote in message
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>, Fly
Cooter
> > took the
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > Wow"...
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such an
> > asshole. And he lives
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like Crocodile
Dundee!
> > He probably
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for beer,
mate. HA
> > HA HA HA HA!
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man, Matty.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to use
coherent
> > sentences anytime
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or gravy?
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with flies?
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your protein
juicy
> > (as in steak
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a fried
salty
> > football.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome, natures
most
> > perfect food.
> > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > >>>> >>>>>:-p
> > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > >>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > >>>> >>
> > > > >>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and tequila,
pork
> > rinds,
> > > > >>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb beer and
> > tequila
> > > > >>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> > Yeah,
> > > > >>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > >>>> > :-)
> > > > >>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds <that
even
> > made
> > > > >>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Hey,
> > > > >> What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > >> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and
better
> > for
> > > > > you.
> > > > >
> > > > >> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > >> anyway...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty,
> > football.
> > > >
> > > > pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind. ooh rah!!
> > > >
> > >
> > > There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like that's an
> > > improvement.
> >
> > Instant noodles is better?
> >
>
> Not a big fan of instant noodles either but I can tolerate them a lot
> better than pork rinds.
Tell me one occassion when you were not instantly noodled. Didn't I explain
to you that one serving of Wendy's Lard Frosty equals three rinds. But what
else can you afford to eat?
>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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