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Posted by <yyyiiinnnggg on 10/22/05 10:49
"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dc3a0d37ab34375989a30@news.alt.net...
> In article <djcmi7$v9r$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> >
> > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1dc398618d176953989a29@news.alt.net...
> > > In article <djclt5$rnt$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
the
> > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >
> > > >
> > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:MPG.1dc394fe9115ae7c989a23@news.alt.net...
> > > > > In article <djcjbj$der$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com
took
> > the
> > > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in
message
> > > > > > news:MPG.1dc22dec94759ba0989a0d@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > In article <1c4inebgmnkl2$.2eusnv0srqsb.dlg@40tude.net>,
Lame-o
> > the
> > > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and
> > I
> > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:58:45 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > <news:MPG.1dc2236ffa50d652989a06@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > Jefferson
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > In article <1ljnmmf2fwxsn.vxvfmlrcxf6o.dlg@40tude.net>,
Lame-o
> > the
> > > > > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the
grill,
> > and
> > > > I
> > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:17:32 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > >> <news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > Jefferson
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >>> In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>,
> > Lame-o
> > > > the
> > > > > > > > >>> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > grill,
> > > > and I
> > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > >>> "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > >>>> <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > > > Jefferson
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>,
Yomamma
> > Bin
> > > > > > Crawdaddin
> > > > > > > > >>>>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>In article
> > <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > Rev
> > > > > > Turd
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and
> > I
> > > > said
> > > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd
Fredericks
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>In article
> > > > <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > > Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > grill,
> > > > and I
> > > > > > said "Oh
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd
> > Fredericks
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on
the
> > > > grill,
> > > > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on
the
> > > > grill,
> > > > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw
it on
> > the
> > > > > > grill, and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500,
Noodles
> > > > > > Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
<dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
I
> > said
> > > > "Oh
> > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
<dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the
grill,
> > and I
> > > > said
> > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > > > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>,
> > > > Fly
> > > > > > Cooter took the
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and
> > I
> > > > said
> > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name
for
> > such
> > > > an
> > > > > > asshole. And he lives
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like
> > Crocodile
> > > > > > Dundee! He probably
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian
for
> > beer,
> > > > > > mate. HA HA HA HA HA!
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > > > > > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little
man,
> > > > Matty.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in
> > anyways?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn
to
> > use
> > > > > > coherent sentences anytime
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be
curvy or
> > > > gravy?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with
> > flies?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer
your
> > > > protein
> > > > > > juicy (as in steak
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like
eating a
> > > > fried
> > > > > > salty football.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome,
> > natures
> > > > > > most perfect food.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>:-p
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and
> > tequila,
> > > > > > pork rinds,
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could
absorb
> > beer
> > > > and
> > > > > > tequila
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > Yeah,
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > :-)
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork
rinds
> > > > <that
> > > > > > even made
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a
snack!
> > > > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> Hey,
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much
better
> > and
> > > > > > better for
> > > > > > > > >>>>> you.
> > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > > > > > >>>>>> anyway...
> > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>>> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy,
> > salty,
> > > > > > football.
> > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>> pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin
kind.
> > ooh
> > > > > > rah!!
> > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >>> There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound
like
> > that's
> > > > an
> > > > > > > > >>> improvement.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >> thems good eatin, sho nuff.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This is all lies. I refuse to hear any more about this.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > you cant handle the truth.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can't handle pork rinds.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But you love Wendy's frost very much?
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't be dissin' frosties. Those are yummy.
> > > >
> > > > I knew it!!! But those "yummy" frosties are made of lard, retard.
> > >
> > > Um, no. Frosties are ice cream.
> >
> > Look it up, Retard!!! Not Wendy's Flosties.
>
> Frosties.
>
> F r osties.
Long live yingspeak!
>
> And they're made from ice-cream.
Sound logic, Noodle! Why is flosties cheaper than its supposedly raw
material?
>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> Man, they'll tell you some crazy bullshit on the usenet.
>
>
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