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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 10/22/05 12:14
In article <djcvef$gbg$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1dc3ba1cf914dd89989a3e@news.alt.net...
> > In article <djcrsl$ss3$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> > >
> > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1dc3ab7fac4e3ae6989a35@news.alt.net...
> > > > In article <djco6o$8pj$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> the
> > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:MPG.1dc39c607e81d54c989a2d@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > In article <djcldn$ovk$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com
> took
> > > the
> > > > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin
> > > > > Crawdaddin
> > > > > > > > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> Wow"...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > > > > > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >In article
> <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
> > > Rev
> > > > > Turd
> > > > > > > > > >Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> > > said
> > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > > > > > > >> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>In article
> > > <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > Rev
> > > > > > > Turd
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and
> > > I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd
> Fredericks
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>In article
> > > > > <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > > > Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> grill,
> > > and
> > > > > I
> > > > > > > said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > > > Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > > grill,
> > > > > and I
> > > > > > > said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on
> the
> > > > > grill,
> > > > > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles
> > > Jefferson
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> "Oh
> > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > in message
> > > > > > > > > >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
> I
> > > said
> > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>,
> Fly
> > > > > Cooter
> > > > > > > took the
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> said
> > > "Oh
> > > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such
> an
> > > > > asshole.
> > > > > > > And he lives
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like
> Crocodile
> > > > > Dundee!
> > > > > > > He probably
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for
> beer,
> > > mate.
> > > > > HA
> > > > > > > HA HA HA HA!
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > > > > > > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man,
> > > Matty.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to
> use
> > > > > coherent
> > > > > > > sentences anytime
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or
> > > gravy?
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with
> flies?
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your
> protein
> > > > > juicy
> > > > > > > (as in steak
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a
> fried
> > > > > salty
> > > > > > > football.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome,
> natures
> > > most
> > > > > > > perfect food.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>>:-p
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > > > > > > >> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > >> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and
> tequila,
> > > pork
> > > > > > > rinds,
> > > > > > > > > >> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb
> beer
> > > and
> > > > > > > tequila
> > > > > > > > > >> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> > Yeah,
> > > > > > > > > >> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > > > > > > >> > :-)
> > > > > > > > > >> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds
> <that
> > > > > even
> > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > >> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Hey,
> > > > > > > > > What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > > > > > > I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and
> > > better
> > > > > for
> > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > > > > > > anyway...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty,
> > > > > football.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Would you eat crispy salty fried PJR sock?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No Crispy sock would taste gross. It wouldn't taste good no matter
> how
> > > > > > much salt you put on it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you assuming the more salt the better tasting of anything?
> > > >
> > > > Ketchup and Salt helps a lot.
> > >
> > > Poor and uneducated tend to use them to the brink?
> >
> > All kinds of people eat ketchup and salt.
>
> You are particularly heavy on those?
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > But not even steak sauce could help with crispy sock.
> > >
> > > Will you at least give it a try...PJR's might be different? What if you
> dip
> > > them in feet-smelling sause?
> >
> > No. You go right ahead.
>
> You are an alcatroll suckup, remember?
I am an alcatroll sunflower, smiling happily.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
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"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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