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Re: A Free Lesson For Noodle Dick

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 11/11/05 12:04

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:36:59 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>> >You sh<COCK SLAP>

>> First of all, only cunt headed down syndrome trainables post binaries
>> to non-binary froups.

>Oh shut the fuck up. It was small.

The point was that it wasn't as small as it could be and the other
point is volume. Just image if you were building a site for CNN.com
and it was going to be downloaded several MILLION times a day...that's
when the difference between a few hundred bytes can wind up making the
difference between gigabytes of data traffic.

>You're more pissed that it was accurate.

....how was it accurate? You're the only one I see complaining about
the graphic style, Kiddo. Oh but hey, do pray tell, just what as it
about the graphics that bothered you so much? Was it the clouds? Do
clouds scare you? Hrmmm? Did you have a bad experience?

....btw Noodle Head...weren't you the idiot who yammering on and on
about how I'm ~supposedly~ *SO* good at graphic design and *SO* bad at
web coding? *snicker* How are you delusions holding up these days?

Oh, BTW, I saw the thread where you talked about how you got Paint
Shop Pro...seems a little...odd. I'm quite sure that whatever poverty
of a public education system you're attending would have told you
Photoshop was yer best bet...and last I checked I was the only one
running around A26 touting the wondrous merits of my lil 6 year old
version of Paint Shop Pro.

>> Second, when you attach an image to a thread,
>> make sure your idiot news browser is setup to NOT include the file
>> name in the subject, cause otherwise it fucks up thread continuity.

>Shows up fine here.

Why don't you just join a fuckin webbie board, I think that'd be more
yer speed.

>Thread continuity. Nice ridiculous argument.

Yeah, yer definitely not a Netter.

>> Third, your ability to encode images and determine the proper format
>> to use is slap in the face to intelligence design, you drooling little
>> muppet fuck.
>>
>> Your file was encoded in lossy JPG with the quality set to "uber shit"
>> apparently. This resulted in a crappy looking image with a file size
>> of 1.43KB, where as if you hadn't been an idiot, you would have chosen
>> a palette based PNG or GIF file, using optimized octree and setting
>> the max color to about 100, which would have resulted in this:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/trash.png
>> Which is only 919 bytes.

>Oooh la la. Nobody cares.

You cared enough to suddenly start experimenting:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/a49672f80775dbd1

And oh, look at that, you're using PNG files...and you're not posting
images inline either. I don't get it, Noodles, what are you too
fuckin high on yourself to admit yer wrong? Hell I'm a fucking
asshole but even *I* know when to admit I fucked up.

>> Of course if you weren't stupid you would
>> have cropped it down to just the image part, in which case you could
>> have gone down to as low as 890 bytes.
>>
>> Feel free to continue being a stupid fucking drooler, Noodle Head,
>> it's amusing if nothing else to watch you try and bite at my heels for
>> attention.

>Way to write thinly disguised homoeroticism masquerading as care bears
>fanfic, loser.

....I can only guess that you didn't read it (not that, that was the
point of my posts). There's nothing homoerotic about it...well unless
you think relationships between girls and guys is gay, in which case
you should probably get yer head checked. One also shouldn't let the
subject confuse them, part of the reason I made teh CB fanfic was to
create my own personal idealized version of the fuzzy lil bastages.
It starts out pretty PG, but in chapter 7 (soon to be added), a
teenage girl winds up having her emotions and memories ripped
separately out of her while her body is atomized. And later, in
chapter 10, one of the baddies becomes unstable and goes nuclear on a
small town, killing this one little girls parents...along with
everyone else in the town. Needless to say...it gets pretty dark. I
liken it to American McGee's "Alice"...only with no gore...well except
the part in chapter 8 when one of the baddies makes like a whirlwind
through a room filled with shards of glass...but there's no blood.

>Good luck on building the most loserly site ever.

I make my sites for the people that enjoy them...obviously you're not
one of them...and yet you look at them anyway...funny that, huh?
^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

 

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