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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/06/05 06:10

On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:45:15 -0800, mike <mike@artistmike.com> wrote:

>>> Will you pay to see what I am capable of doing?

>> LOL, people don't PAY to see what you're capable of...

>You really don't have very good clients, do you.

My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/envirojobby.png

You can't even DREAM of getting clients on MY level, Sweetheart.

>All of my clients pay 50%
>to see what I can come up with for their projects. I never start a project
>without 50% up front.

I'm not talking about starting a project, Stupid, I'm talking about
throwing together a few mockups when you're a bidding for a job. I
hate to break this to ya, Kiddo, but the competition is fierce:
http://contractedwork.com/rt.cfm?SubCatID=63

And morons like you? You're just kidding yourselves. Pay you 50% up
front? You must be dealin with some pretty shady individuals if
you're running THAT scared whilst ass raping default filter effects in
Photoshop.

>> you SHOW THEM for FREE what you're capable of through
>> examples, prototypes, mockups, portfolios, etc...

>That is not what YOU are asking for, you are asking for custom art to be
>done for your little "contest" ... and I don't do custom work without being
>paid for it.

Retard, the glass sample I created took less than 2 minutes to put
together. Either YOU HAVE a technique for creating it...or you're
just a deficient who doesn't know fuck all what they're doing. Why
don't you go Google for a tutorial, Stupid? LOL

And that music player? Puhlease, it took me 7 minutes to create the
base structures and then less than an hour to figure out techniques to
achieve a similar style. And now that I've developed those
techniques, I can recreate the structure in any form I like, like if I
suddenly wanted the buttons to all be the same size, or if I wanted
them to be little stars or arrows or whatever...it would only take
minutes.

Either you have the techniques...or you're a poser. Which is it?

Here, we'll start REAL simple...just create a glass structure:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/glass.png
That's it, so simple even a retard like you should be able to pull it
off. *snicker*

Hell, I'll even give you my methodology:

Create a gradient, color filled structure. Bevel the outer edges and
apply an inner shadow. Replicate the layer and apply a vertical
distortion filter and resize the layer down. Pull the image section
to the bottom of the structure, apply a gaussian blur then lower the
layer transparency and set the layer blend mode to dodge. Make
another duplicate of the first layer, reduce the size, move it to the
top of the structure, remove the contents and color fill the selection
with a white horizontal linear faded gradient, set the layer blend
mode to luminance, lower the layer opacity and then apply a gaussian
blur to the layer.

Surely you can do it if I'm GIVING YOU THE ANSWERS, can't you?

LOL...let's all see just how amateur you are. `, )

>> if you don't have any
>> of those things...

>Your lack of knowledge of what I have is not my problem.

Your lack of knowledge is grossly clear to everyone but you, although
somehow I doubt you're doing even half a good a job of lying to
yourself as you like to posture. What I was asking for in this lil
competition would not take any competent graphic artist more than a
couple minutes to create. In fact, it would have taken less time to
make than it took you to type your last post.

You lose, Mike...because you're a loser.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

 

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