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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 12/06/05 09:32
In article <t98ap1l8tml4sn5vjnk8bpvtb4vtl2ml5c@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 23:08:26 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >> My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
> >> White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/envirojobby.png
>
> >Um, your little flash envirojooby thing isn't anywhere on there. No
> >mention of it anywhere either.
> >
> >http://conservation.ceq.gov/index.html
> >
> >So, post proof.
>
> http://conservation.ceq.gov/media/exhibithallandexhibitors.pdf
>
> Guess which one! He, he, he...we can make a game of it! ^_^
Dude, no offense, but this is waaaaay out of your league. Way too high
powered to be dealing with the Care Bear Boy from Backwater Productions.
Just give this one up right now. It's sooooooo not happening.
>
> >> You can't even DREAM of getting clients on MY level, Sweetheart.
>
> >That would be what, the non-existant level?
>
> I'm not on your level, Poser Boi.
God damn right you're not. You do the same thing everytime under the
same philosophy and you never learn from any of it. Ever. Shut the fuck
up and learn something. Please. For the love of all that's fucking tasty
and good, stop trying to pretend like you know anything.
It's like the star trek where the enterprise gets blown up a bazillion
times because it's stuck in the time warp and can't get out. Only it
lasts much longer because it's usenet. Still pretty funny sometimes.
Best entertainment I'm gonna get for 6 bucks a month anyway.
>
> >You're right. I don't dream about that.
>
> Yeah, your non-existent level is your reality.
Heh. Keep talking the shit mang. Hey, don't give your bullshit about
level because here's what I know and have done.
I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early. I asked
them to, they didn't just do it or anything. It was pretty funny though.
Academic advisor guy took a look at my grades, and his eyes fucking
bugged. It took less than like 15 minutes and he said wow like 4 times.
I taught myself how to read at 4. Level. Blow me. That's your fucking
level. I make 2200 dollars a year fucking *learning* at my school, not
including my job at school. I took the work study. It's worth it.
Doesn't pay very well but it beats McDonald's by a long country mile.
More if consider the value of the education itself. It's hard. It's made
me cry before but I'm getting stronger everyday. By the time I'm done
with school, probably sooner, you'll be a little dot behind me.
You know what dude, I'm in contact with people everyday that can just
school me at web design. My java teacher's going for a legitimate
master's in something or other. He talked about it in class. And they're
teaching me all sorts of shit. The projects are fucking hard and
detailed. We're given a spec sheet and it has to meet that standard or
we get dusted on points. There's style rules, there's syntax rules,
there's about a bazillion fucking hoops you have to jump through to get
there. I'll probably hit the UW next once I get my associates in this.
The thing that sucks about that is my credits won't transfer and I'll
have to take a bunch of stuff over again. I think few UW system schools
will transfer the credits but they're far away and not practical. I'd
have to move there and I can't do that.
>
> >> Hell, I'll even give you my methodology:
> >>
> >> Create a gradient, color filled structure. Bevel the outer edges and
> >> apply an inner shadow. Replicate the layer and apply a vertical
> >> distortion filter and resize the layer down. Pull the image section
> >> to the bottom of the structure, apply a gaussian blur then lower the
> >> layer transparency and set the layer blend mode to dodge. Make
> >> another duplicate of the first layer, reduce the size, move it to the
> >> top of the structure, remove the contents and color fill the selection
> >> with a white horizontal linear faded gradient, set the layer blend
> >> mode to luminance, lower the layer opacity and then apply a gaussian
> >> blur to the layer.
>
> >This reads like a homework assignment.
>
> Yeesh, I'd hope not.
That's exactly what it sounds like.
> Is that really how they're writing text books
> these days? I was completely vague in my methodology, I didn't even
> give any precise numbers, like I did on this one I made:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/transtext.png
>
> Now that reads like a textbook!
I didn't say 'textbook', dumbfuck. I said 'assignment'.
>
> Oh hey, do you think I should? Write a text book I mean.
> Hrmmm...might be fun.
Do it. That'd be fucking awesome.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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