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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 12/17/05 09:38
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:do0eha$i26$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
> deliver any clue to the following address: yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com "Real
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger"
> This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
>
> : "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> : message news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...
> :: So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon
> :: and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my
> :: true love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing
> :: and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas
> :: tree).
> ::
> :: So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
> :: like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
> :: it upon my idle doorstep.
> :
> : If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am
> : clueless.
>
> no kidding?
That's funny. merry krreexmax, Mr. Lowland.
>
> : What's the address anyway?
> :
> ::
> :: At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
> :: see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
> :: scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
> :: thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
> :: whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
> :: was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out
> :: (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it
> :: out). Heh, I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
> ::
> :: --
> ::
> :: Onideus Mad Hatter
> :: mhm Ή x Ή
> :: http://www.backwater-productions.net
> :: http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> ::
> ::
> :: Hatter Quotes
> :: -------------
> :: "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> ::
> :: "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> ::
> :: "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
> :: stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further
> :: my art?"
> ::
> :: "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> :: that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> :: of its relevancy."
> ::
> :: "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> :: creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> ::
> :: "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> ::
> :: "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> :: they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> :: givin em out for free."
> ::
> :: "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> :: So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> :: to their merry little mess."
> ::
> :: "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> :: horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> :: their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> :: sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> :: images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> ::
> :: "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> :: properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> ::
> :: "Those who record history are those who control history."
> ::
> :: "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> :: gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>
> --
> Steve Leyland
> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
>
> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
>
> Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
> ======================================================================
> "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
> lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
> the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
> ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
> is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
>
> JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "Warning to all:
> Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
>
> Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
> ======================================================================
> "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
> obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
> flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
> physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
> masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
> POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
> for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
> slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
>
> Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "I went to the Garden of Love,
> And saw what I never had seen;
> A Chapel was built in the midst,
> Where I used to play on the green.
>
> And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> So I turned to the Garden of Love
> That so many sweet flowers bore.
>
> And I saw it was filled with graves,
> And tombstones where flowers should be;
> And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> And binding with briars my joys and desires."
>
> William Blake.
> ======================================================================
> "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
> people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
> Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
>
> Native American prophecy
>
>
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