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Posted by Roy Schestowitz on 05/07/06 13:22
__/ [ Neredbojias ] on Sunday 07 May 2006 11:08 \__
> To further the education of mankind, Roy Schestowitz
> <newsgroups@schestowitz.com> vouchsafed:
>
>>>> For IE: it's a known bug, not a feature. Zooming in IE is notorious
>>>> and a friend of mine who is 77 moved to Firefox partly due to that
>>>> factor.
>>>
>>> When did you start hanging out with the younger crowd?
>>
>> It's like life in reverse... I can't find that George Costanza cartoon
>> which illustrates this... it used to circulate around the Net quite
>> heavily...
>
> At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
> At age 12 success is having friends.
> At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
> At age 20 success is having sex.
> At age 35 success is having money.
> At age 50 success is having money.
> At age 60 success is having sex.
> At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
> At age 75 success is having friends.
> At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
Seen this before. *smile*
The one I thought about was a JPEG called "Life in Reverse. George explains
that a better life would have begun when we are frail and end up in a cozy
womb. It is pretty funny. Another one is this:
What changes occur in females at each 10 year interval in their lives,
beginning at age 8?
At 8? Before she falls asleep in her bed, you tell her a story.
At 18? You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 ? You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 ? She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 ? You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68? If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 ? What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Best wishes,
Roy
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