Posted by The Magician on 06/01/05 07:25

In article <BEC35619.12254%dorayme@optusnet.com.au>, dorayme@optusnet.com.au says...
> > From: The Magician <vanished@thedropofahat.com>
>
> > The problem I'm having, is that the
> > templates come with sample text and a picture. And I like the overall size
> > of the layout the way it is for each page. When I remove the sample text and
> > picture...the template gets smaller when I save it.
>
> Add more text and pictures. This is easy to do and won't give you html and
> css technical difficulties. Become a master of being able get any site into
> this exact template without raising any eyebrows. Say things more long
> windedly if not enough text. Add clever redundant sentences. For pictures,
> resize down or add borders to make up. If there aren't enough pics, make
> some (you can always make pics consisting of text that would be somehow
> relevant to the site in question). If there are too many pics supplied, no
> worries. Just make more pages and do the things advised above...
>
> dorayme
>
> Which reminds me of the beggar who approached a Mrs Rosenberg. "Hey, lady! I
> haven't eaten for days!" Mrs Rosenberg looks at him coldly and says: "So
> force yourself!"

Do you pay a writer for dem dere jokes...or ya write 'em yerself...?
Don't quit yer day job.
LOL!

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