Posted by CMP on 05/28/06 23:03

In article <MPG.1ee30346e8ff18fc989850@news.alt.net>, trippy
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

> In article <1c0g72dj6e8q27e5pa34h91pjgncr8pag2@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> Hatter took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> Wow"...
>
> > On Sat, 27 May 2006 08:31:26 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
> > <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > >Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
> > >deliver any clue to the following address:
> > >usenet@backwater-productions.net "Onideus Mad Hatter"
> > >This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
> > >
> > >: First that norovirus, now this...it's pissing me the fuck off. I
> > >: think I'm gonna go around town and see how many of you stupid fucking
> > >: retarded filthy humans I can infect with your pathetic
> > >: diseases...although it is starting to wear off, must just be one of
> > >: those 24 hour jobbies.
> > >:
> > >: The problem of course is stupid people, like that gawd damn woman who
> > >: was stocking shelves in Wal*Mart the other day, the dumb fuckin bitch
> > >: kept coughing every 3 seconds...right into her hands...after which she
> > >: promptly went and started slatherin her grubby lil knobs all over the
> > >: gawd damn merchandise. I almost started goin off on her...in
> > >: retrospect I really wish I had cause she's prolly the dumb fuck who
> > >: got me sick.
> > >:
> > >: I'm thinkin about moving to Japan, at least they're a lil less DUMB
> > >: when it comes to sickness (ie wearing masks if you have a cold or
> > >: whatever). Of course if you're REALLY intelligent like I am, you STAY
> > >: THE FUCK INSIDE when you're sick and don't go running all over town
> > >: sharing it with everybody...although I'm considering that endeavor
> > >: simply to try and spite you stupid retards...of course it'll probably
> > >: just come back to me in the form of something even worse.
> > >:
> > >: *sigh*
> > >:
> > >: ...I hate you fucking humans, I really do. If it wasn't for the Mt.
> > >: Dew and a few other lil highlights I would *SO* wipe your sorry
> > >: existence off the face of reality.
> > >
> > >that'll be H5N1 bird flu then. Cya.
> >
> > Ahh the bird flu...the magical near nonexistent virus (at least as far
> > as humans are concerned) that they're using to hype up public paranoia
> > and fear in order to increase taxes and fatten up their yearly
> > budgets.
> >
> > :According to the World Health Organisation, the number of people who
> > :have died from bird flu around the globe has reached 103 since late
> > :2003. The latest deaths from the H5N1 strain occurred in Azerbaijan,
> > :where five have died since February, the WHO reported.
> > :
> > :Confirmed human deaths:
> > :Vietnam - 42
> > :Indonesia - 22
> > :Thailand - 14
> > :China - 10
> > :Azerbaijan - 5
> > :Cambodia - 4
> > :Turkey - 4
> > :Iraq - 2
> >
> > Wow...103 people...boy that's a LOT...I mean, never mind the ONE
> > HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND people who die EVERY YEAR in automobile
> > accidents, no sir, we need to worry about BIRD FLU!
> >
> > *rolls eyes*
> >
> > Do humans GET any more DUMB? I mean, no really, maybe they should try
> > and work on a STUPID VACCINE or something.
>
> There is no vaccine to prevent automobiles.

True, but there should be a vaccine for some of the igits driving them!!

--
C Pierce

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