Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/16/96 11:49

On Sun, 21 May 2006 14:42:36 +0100, meowmix
<meow.mix@fuckoffspammer.meow.org> wrote:

>>>>ZOMG WTF J00 POSTED LIKE 5 BAZILLIO-ER...A LOT...I KANTS COUNT
>>>>PARAGRAPHS...WHEN EYES ONLY POASTED WON SENTACE!!1!!1
>>>>(my impression of the stAUKers)

>>>it realy doesn't take much to piss you off and make you all frothy
>>>mouthed raving looney and all quintin crisple.

>>It's been FIVE fuckin days and THIS shit is all the better you could

>is that mean old meow meow not playing by your rules.

Is dat stupid 'ol Meow Meow tryin to steal material from dat mean 'ol
Mad Hatter again? Free cl00, Dumbass, this shit only works on
you...and attempting to use it back against me only PROVES how
effective it is against you. LOL

>>come up with to counter? D00d, you should have just stayed quiet and
>>hoped that everyone forgot about you...cause now you're gonna have to
>>have yer ass blistered right in front of God and everybody...again.

>in an ide<SLAP>

*Hatter takes lil Meow over his knee and soundly blisters her ass.*

I warned you, didn't I?

>>>maybe you could
>>>approach a publisher with your autobiography and suggest 'diary of a
>>>madman' for the title.

>>Maybe you should stop asking Bob Saget to write all of your Usenet
>>material, Lame Artist.

>maybe you should stop regurgitating the same lame shite and schtick
>you have humped to death and beyond.

Are you trying to claim that your dribbling tripe DOESN'T sound like
something Bob Saget would come up with? o_O

>>>maybe your explanation of yourself

>>"allow myself to introduce...myself"
>>
>>DUM DUM DUM DUM
>>
>>Yer a lil slow today, huh kid? What's the matter, do I need to give
>>you more time to breath between your stupid? Is five days just not
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>enough? LOL

>is that available in english?

Sorry, Doofy, I only speak American and Asshole, if you want English
maybe you should go and subscribe to
alt.british.weenie.tea-party.circle-jerk

>>>may be of interest to someone who cares?

>>You know you should try and keep these lame attempts a lil shorter, I
>>mean if it's takin you 2 or 3 run on sentences to get to the fuckin
>>punch line...yeah, probably you should try it over again.

>you are right. americans like yourself are known for being the worlds
>answer to the blonde bimbo. maybe repeating whatever several times may
>sink into your head, that is, if it can get past your over inflated
>ego.

....maybe you didn't hear me the first time, here let's try it again:

You know you should try and keep these lame attempts a lil shorter, I
mean if it's takin you 2 or 3 run on sentences to get to the fuckin
punch line...yeah, probably you should try it over again.

I understand that you Brits are kinda slow so you REALLY need a lot of
extra redundancy to help get things sunk in.

>>>i suggest a publisher who specializes in bdsm.

>>Am I really torturing you THAT badly?

>i was looking at things from a larger picture, not the twisted view
>you have of our shared reality, how you seem to like to be beaten
>black and blue by everyone until someone bottles it and phones child
>services.

....one more time!

You know you should try and keep these lame attempts a lil shorter, I
mean if it's takin you 2 or 3 run on sentences to get to the fuckin
punch line...yeah, probably you should try it over again.

At SOME point maybe you'll get it.

>>*Hatter takes the whip to Bumbles ass and gives a laugh.*

>you are just sooooooooooo ghey.

....you uh...you don't know what "ghey" means, do you?

>>Now post again you spazzy lil tweenage muppet fuck...and this time
>>REALLY make yourself look like a fuckin retard. Come on, let's see if
>>you can top your own idiocy!

>if you will not stop yours, who are you to tell me to stop mine,
>hypocrite?

Hey, free cl00 for ya, St00pid...YOU'RE THE ONLY IDIOT IN THIS
CONVERSATION...yeesh, if you can even call it that...yer like a "Save
Terry" poster child or something.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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