Posted by Lionel on 10/15/75 11:49

On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:56:15 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> opined:

>On 25 May 2006 06:05:00 GMT, Rasta Khan <fkhall@kotm.biz> wrote:
>
>>>>Down in the ghetto was a fake mad hatter
>>>>He slept all day gettin' fatter and fatter
>>>>
>>>>His hair was fucked up like a queer
>>>>The kid would get drunk from one beer
>>>>
>>>>Because his tolerance to booze is low
>>>>On Lionel's Dick he loves to blow
>>>>
>>>>When Lionel cums Fat Hatter chills some
>>>>Then Hatter jerks off to Daev Hillstrom
>
>>> (usin Em's "shake that ass" for teh back beat)
>>>
>>> let's take a trip
>>> watch the screen
>>> let me take ya on back
>>> jump to fourteen
>>> you act obscene
>>> sniffin benzene
>>> all dressed up like Halloween
>>> "hi my name's Jolene"
>>> a closet teen
>>> it's all in yer genes
>>> a jumpin bean
>>> in the ass crack ravine
>>> prayin for an AIDS vaccine
>>> hey, hey, let's keep it clean
>>> no need to be mean
>>> that's just how it's seen
>>> in this scene yer the queen
>
>>Shake that ass
>>Fat Hatter you nancy
>>Cuz rectal sex is your numbah one fancy
>>
>>You take that cock deep up your butt
>>When it comes to rectal sex you're such a SLUT
>>
>>Your Dick is small your ass is large
>>The rest of your body is like a barge
>>
>>Your have a diaper fetish too
>>You'd blow a Care Bear and swallow his goo
>
>Look at me my name is MC Pasta and I'm going to pretend I can rap
>I might be confusing lyrics for sentences but I can't help being a sap
>
>See look at the last two words of my run on sentences they sorta ryhme
>It seems I'm too damn stupid to pay attention to the length of time
>
>My other mixup is that I can't seem to get more than just two
>What's more sad is that they're all one syllable, like the word shoe
>
>Seriously it's like I sound like a drunk mother goose on Ritalin, yo
>I guess I'll just pop another and chill, before I start feeling low

Thanks DiaperBoy, It's very considerate of you to save us the trouble
of parodying you.
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