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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/15/11 11:49
On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 21:09:35 +1000, Lionel <nop@alt.net> wrote:
>On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:56:15 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> opined:
>
>>On 25 May 2006 06:05:00 GMT, Rasta Khan <fkhall@kotm.biz> wrote:
>>
>>>>>Down in the ghetto was a fake mad hatter
>>>>>He slept all day gettin' fatter and fatter
>>>>>
>>>>>His hair was fucked up like a queer
>>>>>The kid would get drunk from one beer
>>>>>
>>>>>Because his tolerance to booze is low
>>>>>On Lionel's Dick he loves to blow
>>>>>
>>>>>When Lionel cums Fat Hatter chills some
>>>>>Then Hatter jerks off to Daev Hillstrom
>>
>>>> (usin Em's "shake that ass" for teh back beat)
>>>>
>>>> let's take a trip
>>>> watch the screen
>>>> let me take ya on back
>>>> jump to fourteen
>>>> you act obscene
>>>> sniffin benzene
>>>> all dressed up like Halloween
>>>> "hi my name's Jolene"
>>>> a closet teen
>>>> it's all in yer genes
>>>> a jumpin bean
>>>> in the ass crack ravine
>>>> prayin for an AIDS vaccine
>>>> hey, hey, let's keep it clean
>>>> no need to be mean
>>>> that's just how it's seen
>>>> in this scene yer the queen
>>
>>>Shake that ass
>>>Fat Hatter you nancy
>>>Cuz rectal sex is your numbah one fancy
>>>
>>>You take that cock deep up your butt
>>>When it comes to rectal sex you're such a SLUT
>>>
>>>Your Dick is small your ass is large
>>>The rest of your body is like a barge
>>>
>>>Your have a diaper fetish too
>>>You'd blow a Care Bear and swallow his goo
>>
>>Look at me my name is MC Pasta and I'm going to pretend I can rap
>>I might be confusing lyrics for sentences but I can't help being a sap
>>
>>See look at the last two words of my run on sentences they sorta ryhme
>>It seems I'm too damn stupid to pay attention to the length of time
>>
>>My other mixup is that I can't seem to get more than just two
>>What's more sad is that they're all one syllable, like the word shoe
>>
>>Seriously it's like I sound like a drunk mother goose on Ritalin, yo
>>I guess I'll just pop another and chill, before I start feeling low
>
>Thanks DiaperBoy, It's very considerate of you to save us the trouble
>of parodying you.
Thanks DiaperBitch, It's very considerate of you to save us the
trouble of realizing your delusional idiocy by pointing it out so
clearly like that.
Hey Lionel, maybe next time you should READ the post...then, you know,
you can look less stupid! ^_^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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