Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 06/09/06 09:57

On 8 Jun 2006 17:30:51 -0700, "=^.FixCat.^=" <daisysophie@gmail.com>
wrote:

>> >I work in PRINT, dickhead

>> ...right, print...so um...let's see some of YOUR work!

>If you could ever get a passport out of whatever city you lived in and
>came to mine

Boy you must not get out much, cause uh...you don't need a passport to
travel between cities you fucking moron.

> - you would see it asswipe - it's on bus signage,
>billboards (you know what KERNING is?) magazines and other things -
>shit - you probably read some of the shit I work on. You want me to
>drop my portfolio on your doorstep? Ah no - it weights too much - you
>know - SOME OF US have been in this biz long before freekin pc's came
>along and everyone became a designer. Ever worked on a board or
>stripped yer own work? Uh no - your pc does it all for you.

You've "been in this biz long before freakin pc's came along" and you
don't even have ONE example ONLINE of work that you've done? Here,
let me make this simpler...you said you've worked on magazines...okay,
WHICH magazines SPECIFICALLY in WHICH issues SPECIFICALLY and WHAT
SPECIFICALLY did you do and on WHAT PAGES did you do it on?

You know, Fake Artist, there are plenty of print artists in ADG and
most of them all have examples of their work online...why don't you?
What is the pee cee too complicated for you? Maybe you should go and
buy a Mac. *snicker*

>> I mean, fucking hello, teh shit doesn't print out of nothing you
>> fucking fruit loop. LOL, I figured you would just backpedal and run
>> at the fuckin mouth. Yer kind is so typical, always talkin shit about
>> other people's work when you HAVE NOTHING of your own.

>MY KIND? Well - you are the only one of YOUR KIND around here that I
>see - and thank god for that mercy.

Actually now that I've included ADG in teh froup line there are LOTS
more of my kind (the kind that don't just run at the fuckin
mouth...well except for Drew...no wait, even Drew has some lame
photography up for display).

>> >- like you may have known if you read any
>> >other posts besides the ones you write yourself - I suppose you think
>> >your 72 dpi shit would look great anywhere, huh?

>> Anywhere on screen, Dipshit. I do have print versions though of many
>> of my pieces...however for the most part I don't really believe in
>> paper anymore...it's just so...19th century. *shrugs*

>Magazine and newspaper subscriptions may be down, crumball - but the
>need will always be there - and the need for people that don't think in
>RGB or JPG or 72 dpi

....actually most of my work tends to be CMYK, PSP/PS and 150 to 300
dpi (at least for teh source files). Of course a lot of my art work I
try to keep vector based, in which case dpi really doesn't have any
meaning. The same goes for 3D rendered art work. BTW, just what do
you think the difference is between dpi and points, Kiddo?

>> >Your "art" is awful -

>> Oh, like I said, here he is talkin shit about MY STUFF when he DOESN'T
>> EVEN HAVE ANY OF HIS OWN...he, he, he...I can read you like a fuckin
>> book, Poser.

Here's an idea, if it's "awful"...why don't you try and actually
critique it? Try this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/GD-Batman.png

Go ahead, give yer analysis, oh master of the printer.

>> >it's pratically low res ON A MONITOR.

>> Showing off yer ignorance I see.

>DOOD - when your shit looks low res on a MONITOR - then it's really
>bad.

None of my work is done at less than 72 dpi...which would pretty much
make that IMPOSSIBLE, you fucking goober...unless you're trying to
claim that it something looks jagged and boxy due to poor compression
or lack of anti-aliasing...in which case I'm SURE you can provide an
ACTUAL example from my work...oh, wait, no you can't actually. ^_^

There are VERY few graphic artists with my level of skill when it
comes to making graphics with smooth, flawless looking lines, a crisp
edge without jaggedness (unlike the Netscape splash screen...amongst
countless other examples of "professional" level fuckups).

>> >If I have to do a website - I use
>> >GoLive - with Photoshop and Illustrator - not PSP or any of that shit.

>> If you have to do a website you rely on training pants programs,
>> default transitions, templates and canned crap effects...yer no web
>> designer, yer just some fuckin loser perpetuating derivative designs
>> that you pulled off some prepackaged, white label, photo CD.
>> *snicker* Yer kind is so easy to spot. You might be able to fool
>> great aunt Mildred and the rest of the "fam" with yer "skillz"...but
>> the second you come all up the fuck around here and try and posture
>> that shit...yeah...yer just gonna get ripped apart, Sunshine.

>Yep - I use those programs cause I happen to focus in a different area
>then you - not everyone is hung up on freekin making websites, you know
>(or - maybe that's giving you too much credit and you DON'T know).

My focus is in ALL areas actually, from web coding to graphic design
to video encoding, etc, etc, etc. I mean you claim that you've "been
in the biz" for countless years and shit...which quite frankly is just
pathetic. I mean in all that time didn't you EVER work to expand yer
range of expertise?

>I also just need to get stuff done cause I have a life outside of my
>work,

....see you keep doing that. You keep referring to it as "work"...I
wonder...how many peeps in ADG would call what they do "work"? I mean
fuck all, I love this shit, it ain't work, it's art, it's expression,
it's a love of what I do...if it's nothing but "work" to you I can see
why after so many countless years you've never managed to really
accomplish anything.

>which you don't seem to have since you really don't have the
>personality to sustain a meaningful relationship with anything other
>than a freekin monkey or an 18 year old web designer wanna be.

Are you confusing the Internet with real life again? I have enough
meaningful relationships in THE REAL WORLD that I don't have to retard
online looking to over compensate.

>> >I could run your ass ragged around any design program - and page layout
>> >- you still using PAGEMAKER??

>> Try InDesign, Doofy, yer about a half decade out of date.

>Really - you use InDesign - you have the whole CS?

From Illustrator to Photoshop, the whole lot. Of course if I can I
try and use my old version of PSP...mostly cause teh interface is so
much better than Adobe's. Adobe has never been any good with their
GUIs.

>Cause I do, batass -
>and know how to use every single program.

Uh huh, so then were are all the examples of your work?

>Oh - that's right - you are
>prob one of those designers on a PC, right?

Yeah, a REAL designer...not some fuckin Mac trendy wannabe like you
probably are. I mean really, ATI ports like, what, 5 of their
graphics cards to the Mac? Where as on teh PC you've got countless
options just with ATI alone. Again though, the problem with your kind
is that you're so "specialized" that you can't even fuckin comprehend
the hardware end of things and how that either limits or enables you.

>I'll let you know how Quark
>7 is cause we just got it at work. Have you even updated to 5 yet or
>are you still running Quark 3.3?

....uh, I thought you said you had InDesign? Why are you bothering
with Quark? What, does using a Mac make you stupid or something?

>> >You have a big mouth and I'm gonna put my foot squre into it - and I'm
>> >freekin tall so get ready for a mouthfull.

>> The only thing yer doin...is bumblin yer fat, grubby, lil fuckin
>> fingers

>I don't wipe my ass with my fingers

Yeah well you best think about gettin some two-ply and doublin up,
Kiddo.

>all across that keyboard of yers...do be sure and let us all
>> know when you grow the balls to step the fuck up and show us some of
>> your imaginary work, you fucking poser ass fake artist.

>I'll be sure to do that, and in the mean time - keep entertaining us
>with your rambling and "it's hatter or nothing" posts - and your website

I have more than one you know...amongst many other things. Again, I
produce...you run at the mouth. *shrugs*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

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