Posted by Beauregard T. Shagnasty on 06/09/06 13:31

Neredbojias wrote:

> To further the education of mankind, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
> <a.nony.mous@example.invalid> vouchsafed:
>
>> Man in forest chops down tree with axe; takes twenty minutes. Logger
>> walks up, gives him chain saw and explains how to start it; next
>> tree felled in two minutes.
>
> ...Then Neredbojias walks up with 100 tons of dynamite and says,
> "Move it, cretin." Toothpicks in 10 seconds.

Har! Sounds like a title for the next Nicolas Cage movie...

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