Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 06/11/06 07:15

On Fri, 9 Jun 2006 08:36:29 -0500, Kali <kali@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>>> An "educational" program about pussy, huh? Like I said, typical
>>>>> Eurokook television. Tell me, do you also have "educational" programs
>>>>> on how to smoke crack? How about butt fucking? Methods of suicide?
>>>>> I'll take "your mothers dried up cunt" for $500, Alex.

>>>>You think vaginas belong in the same category as illegal drugs and
>>>>suicide?

>>>I played 'map the analogy' and this is what I got:

>>>Female anatomy:
>>>Smoke crack --> Illegal, dangerous, addictive
>>>Butt fucking --> Non-vaginal penetration
>>>Methods of suicide --> Illegal, dangerous, distressing
>>>
>>>What would Freud say about baby's comparisons to "vagina"?

>>What would Freud say about your wanting to expose children to
>>pornography?

>Where on earth do I say I want to expose children to
>pornography?

Isn't that the excuse that pedophiles use? It's not pornography it's
just nudity...are you a pedo too, Kali?

>>>>> You're a bad parent...and you live in a very filthy little hovel that
>>>>> endangers your children...and that makes you a stupid bastard. You
>>>>> might have the capability of fathering a child...but you certainly
>>>>> don't have the capability of being a dad. If we lived in a perfect
>>>>> world you would have been born a eunuch.

>>>Go change your soggy diaper, Matt.

>>Kali says as her wet lil Huggies start to drip all over the floor.

>Are you hurting, moron?

I am hurting you, yes. BTW, just because you're retarded and wearing
diapers doesn't mean 'you need talk like Bizzaro', you moron.

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